assoplasty

assoplasty; surgically repair damage or injury to one's arse. Also performed to improve the appearance of one's ass with the use of implants (such as those used to bring the visual effects of a "ghetto booty" to someone with a small ass or no ass at all).

She fell and tore her ass on a nail sticking out of the floor. The surgeon had to perform an assoplasty to sew it back together.

The small white girl had no ass at all. She had to have the surgeon perform an assoplasty and have implants placed in her cheecks to give her a lucious ghetto booty like J-Lo has.

by Der Kommisar October 19, 2010

assoul

generally used on a person that is an asshole and has no soul.

boss : im going to have to let you go for being late so many days in a row.

you: sir, do you not have ASSoul?

by kody MFC February 8, 2008

assel around

Verb (derived from ass); to vary from a direct course so as to hinder those behind you, causing aggravation.

We'll get there on-time, if this jack-ass in front of us doesn't assel around.

by Richard Carlton Myers (posthumously), submitted by son: James Lee Myers January 25, 2008

Assela

- One of the cities in Ethiopia 175km from main city/Addis Ababa/
- birth place of Haile Gebreselasie and most world class Athletes
- Plateau area in Ethiopia

1. I am going to assela this week.
2. You run like you were born in Assela

by Bello80 March 23, 2011

Asselmandate

To aggressively accuse or question a person, persons, or individual.
UK English - Assulmandate

-mom "Are you lighting up doobies in here?"
-son "Are you trying to asselmandate me?"

by Mr. quack234 November 15, 2022

Asswellass

Asswellass : a word first coined in 2023 by a semi fantastic freestyler and thought artist " Atrabionica! "

It is a polite slang word and appropriately vulgar term used in public to describe the bountiful beauty of a woman's ( or man's, depending on the subjected) ...amazing buttocks, in a somewhat sloppy conjunction, intended to disguise the embarrassing need to say Gorgeous Ass.

i.e. : "She had beautiful eyes, long slender legs, Asswellass, perfectly straight teeth and dressed to impress."

by ATRABIONICA! June 10, 2023

asshelmet

absurd variation of the infinite number of "ass+noun/verb" formulaic constructions commonly found on message forums: assmuppet, assnog, asswipe, assgoblin, etc.

Later taken as a mantra by the Taleban Thread Krew of FuckedCompany.com.

May be ordered from a "hatmonger".

do0D ~ you're a total asshelmet!

by zem January 11, 2005