Assie

Someone who is bitchy and complains about evey single thing and is always micromanaging everything and has a complete zero tolerance.

I was trying to talk to some assie, and they just kept complaining about me more and more.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Assident

When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.

Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"

Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"

We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"

by Ryan Cash December 10, 2007

assiest

The most voluptuous part of your ass.

You just fell on the assiest part of your ass.

by vna October 21, 2009

Fat Assident

An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.

There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.

by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019

assidental

an unwanted pregnancy resulting from anal intercourse

I swear I only put it in her ass but now she has an assidental pregnancy.

by jrbump August 31, 2009

assident

an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.

g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.

by Lauren September 15, 2005

assident

fart

oops, I had an assident.

by 46er September 27, 2009