assimilation by the Borg

The habit of wearing a Bluetooth cell phone on one's ear at all times. Usually in reference to high-powered executive types, the first to develop this habit in earnest.

Have you seen the new director of security? Yeah, he's been assimilated..... (Note that any form of "assimilation by the Borg" can be used.)

by eeeeeee July 13, 2006

Yassification

the act of taking something and making it exponentially greater, more fabulous and more flamboyant and ultimately gay.

"Hanoi Rocks is so the yassification of sad bands like the red hot chili peppers, but Hanoi Rocks came first so I guess that means the red hot chili peppers are the de-yassification of Hanoi Rocks."
"True yes my god I'm in love with Michael Monroe,"
"same,"

by IjustgotrailedbyMickKarn April 17, 2022

yassification

a better version of something

friend:what's a killer whale?
me:the yassification of a whale

by um idk tbh lol December 29, 2021

tassification

noun: to tassify an item.

"I tassfully tried to open the L.I.D. and stuck my finger in the jar, and pulled out a plum." clearly, this is an act of tassification.

by archdaler December 30, 2012

Yassification

Making something so good that is is yass.

OMG YASS BBG I NEED TO YASSIFY YOU RIGHT NOW. OMG YASS THE YASSIFICATION IS COMPLETE.

by S E N I P* April 13, 2022

assimilation

(1)The act of being assimilated; usually by the Borg. Or, (2)the absorbtion of a foreign body into a living being.

(1) This is the Borg. You will be assimilated. We will add your biological and technological distinctions to our own. You will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
or (2) I assimilated that bullet you shot me in the leg with.

by Paragon February 21, 2005

sassification

the process that leads up to being sassy

"in getting ready for a hot date, Jessica started her sassification process"

by Princess/Pirate Jessica August 1, 2008