Rich Assist

(Noun) when one or more people are engaged in a task where no further assistance is required but another party offers assistance that contributes nothing to the completion of said task.

(Man 1 and man 2 are lifting a box onto a shelf)
Third party: do you guys need help
Man 1: no we've got it.

(Third party places a hand on the box as it is placed on the shelf)
Man 2: thanks for the Rich Assist.

Third party: I'm just trying to help.

by TheCaptain65 May 9, 2014

Rolling assist

When your buddy has to shit while driving and you sacrifice your hand to save the leather seats.

Hey man I gotta shit can you give me a rolling assist?

by Spencer_n January 14, 2020

boof assist

When you place drugs on the tip of your erect penis and insert it into your partners anus placing it correctly into the small god-gifted supposity pocket.

Yeah the night started out good. Gary gave me a boof assist and I really started rolling balls.

by just sum fukin guy June 8, 2018

Assistant Jizz-Mopper.

The WORST job in the entire world.

Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX

by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006

cock assist

to assist a friend in kicking game to someone, the opposite of cockblock

My boy JBL came through with the ill COCK ASSIST and hooked me up with that sorority chick...

by pdpColonel September 11, 2005

Resident Assistant

One who puts up with the shit that college students living on campus come up with every day, especially when he or she is either busy or after 1:00AM in the morning.

Man my Resident Assistant(RA) has it tough, those girls in that dorm were fighting at 3AM and he sat there to deal with all their shit!

by An R.A. June 28, 2008

Cone-Assisted Banter

More commonly referred to as C.A.B.

To engage in banter whilst relying on the assistance of a stolen Birmingham city council traffic cone.

Most effective when directed at Bantagonists or Banter Biters

"Guys why is there a cone behind the door? I just bumped into it and almost dropped my waffles!"

M"For Cone-Assisted Banter!"

by ***Welshy*** February 25, 2009