Assmouse Cheesepants

One who is an Assmouse wearing Cheesepants. Or one who is the "wanna be" of the group, and is always bugging you for a nickname. Assmouse Cheesepants is the perfect solution for such a friend.

Jon: C'mon guys give me a nick name!
Ken: Dude just shut up.
Larry: Ok fine Jon. You're now Assmouse Cheesepants.

by Nigwar October 28, 2006

asshorse

Biblical father figure to the isrealites, 'The asshorse will set us free with his 40lbs ass ^_______^". Some believe the asshorse may return in 2004 as a horses ass.

Asshorse demands lamb blood over your door or he will shit in your microwave.

by fidel castro July 1, 2003

assholed

The act of being hoodwinked by an annoyingly clever set of circumstances or person.

Nick just assholed me into taking him home and asking for a candy bar as my terms of payment.

by Roger Koff November 20, 2011

Assholedouchebagdickheads

guys that are man whores and use u or sleep around. but try to come back all the time then change there mind.

timmy ur a Assholedouchebagdickheads!!!

by mrs wonderland January 13, 2011

assholedick

Someone that is extreamly annoying and acting like a complete douchebag

Dude WTF!!!!!! why are you being such an assholedick????

by Tyrant0014 November 17, 2009

assholedry

the quality of being an asshole; behaving in the manner of an asshole

People who lean on their horns in a traffic jam in the hopes of the honking clearing traffic demonstrate their inate assholedry.

by Meg May 25, 2004

assholed

The process of fucking someone in the ass.

"The other day I assholed this girl"

by john poopsack March 24, 2008