Assmaster jackson

Not your typical jackson, but Assmaster Jackson. Droppin fools and breakin tools. Better ace that school and bring dem jewels. If you don't know the rule you betta drop that stool...out yo butthole.

Assmaster jackson ruled the school with his dirty stool, droppin those fools before he got dem jewels.

by The Turdhammers Dad February 22, 2022

Asshatter

One who is not only an asshole, but has a tendency to have outrageous and asinine outbursts

Messley Snipes owed his brother money, and was forced by him to shout aloud on the bus, "I am an Asshatter!" to absolve his debt. (true story)

At the Taqueria, a drunken angry hipster was screaming obscenities at the amiable Hispanic cashier. I was forced to kick his asshatter ass.

by Lil Tiniest March 15, 2011

Harry Assmaster

When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.

"My ass hurts. Did you Harry Assmaster me last night?"
"That poor guy. He got totally Harry Assmastered last night"
"Have another drink buddy because I am going to Harry Assmaster you later."

by crunchbitemsc November 3, 2011

assmaster

someone who masters the ass.

Don't be an assmaster, KYLE!

by Maria Peters October 2, 2007

ass hamster

Self explanatory. To achieve sexual bliss, some sodomites use hamsters inserted into their rectums. Hence, the term 'Ass Hamster.'

by hambo von hampsterdam September 24, 2003

Asshammer

Someone male that gives an asspounding buttpirate shrimping

like Lance Bass or matt or ass pounding with another guy
"The fool bent over in prison and got an asshammering hell never forget"

by bojanggles October 22, 2006

Asstasterrific

A beautiful woman's ass that tastes terrific or looks like it would.

Dude, that chick from last night sat on my face and her booty was asstasterrific!!

by HU$$TLER July 10, 2010