Assclown McDouche

This is a phrase used for the guy that everyone knows is a douche bag. A pet name for someone who is not desirable.

Don't look now, here comes Assclown McDouche.

Your argument is not valid, Assclown McDouche.

by L-Dawg81 May 12, 2010

assklown

1. Noun: Someone who acts like a complete and utter moron deliberately, perhaps to get attention.
2. Adjective: One who acts likes the person described above.
3. Verb: The act of being a complete and utter moron.

1. Steve is such an assklown.
2. Steve is being so assklownish.
3. Steve was assklowning.

by LeninousMinious May 24, 2005

assfloss

1. Someone who pisses you off so much that you wish you could use them to floss the dried feces off a greasy perverts crack.
2. A stupid or foolish person, usually with many enemies who can't stand his/her daily actions.
3. an antonym for asswhipe or jackass.
4. a thong.

That assfloss consitantly performs the same skateboarding trick even though he gets hurt each time.

by Jaclyn May 7, 2004

assclown magnet

A person who by bad judgement or misfortune is terminally surounded by assclowns.

Damn I must be some kind of assclown magnet. I got Chris sitting on one sid and shane on the other. I must have really done something bad in a preivous life

by Some Dude August 27, 2004

assclown

a man who overestimates his importance in anyones life, has left a mark on society in the form of a stain on its undergarments and often goes by geeky names like "grax" in chat rooms

The assclown is lonely because he mistreats others.

by ccccccccccckat June 6, 2012

Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

a racial/sexist/anti religional/offensive slurr with almost every form of discrimination in it

Example 1)
joe: yo look at that Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown!

jim: shut up you Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed

by TheWiseMan March 2, 2005

assklown

When a rotten ass makes a klown of himself

"That was wrong, assklown!"

by Clover February 25, 2003