cockchugging assdigger

A person that that sucks dick while figering their asshole at the same time.

I saw that cockchugging assdigger doing some nasty shit in a gay porn movie.

by boobies March 12, 2004

assmongler

A jerk who won't give you what you want/need.

Come on man, don't be an assmongler! Pass the crackpipe.

by Solid August 1, 2005

assfingers

Coined in the late 90s, this term capably describes the best person in the universe.

assfingers is great and andamaroo is not.

by assFACE November 15, 2004

assamonger

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.

Jon Remple is an assamonger.

by Jack Linehan October 10, 2006

assmongrel

some one gay or straight who has a fascination with the ass and likes it in there or likes to stick it in there.

Stop bein such an assmongrel

by Derock May 29, 2004

assfingers

Overweight bald men with thick eyeglasses normally contract this illness though it has been known to exist outside of this stereotype.
Also referred to as shitsticks, assfingers is an illness that causes the index finger and middle finger to smell like a shitty asshole. Victims of assfingers can quickly be discovered while pointing something out to you or offering you a stick of gum.

"Jee-SUS! That dude behind the counter gave me directions. He pointed the place out on the map and I leaned over to grab a closer look and WHAM!! He's got assfingers in a bad way. Thought I was gonna straight pass out, I swear to God!"

by DreamKing29 March 10, 2009

asswanger©

A man whom uses his member in the act of any heterosexual or homosexual anal insertion.

George D. Bush is an asswanger©

by Antonius Molinum. Iames luvdi August 2, 2006