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Asscred

"Kid, I just got asscred from doing something. wow."
(Said from apathetic kid.)
by Emma and Miriam's word. September 8, 2006
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AssCreed

Typically referring to those who practice in the art of pairing two male Assassin's Creed characters together, and proceeding to screw each other in a timely and hardcore fashion. Most common among this categorical subject would be the aggressive couple of Malik / Altair -viceversa- and/or Ezio /Leonardo. This also can contain the much more sparse pairings (Known as 'Crack Pairings') such as Robert /Altair, or even Ezio/ Feathers .
I am bored, Let's AssCreed
by AssCreed Assassin November 5, 2010
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Georgie's Asscone Delight

The sexual act of eating a snowcone out of someone's butthole in a car on the way to George Clooney's house.
My dog tried to give me a Georgie's Asscone Delight on the way to North Carolina, but George Clooney doesn't live in North Carolina so I shot it in the dick!
by Deevid December 18, 2009
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assnorexia

when a female thinks their ass is flatter than it actually is
Your ass looks fine why do you keep complaining about it? I think you might have assnorexia.
by T Rut January 14, 2016
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Asscort

An escort, from the west coast (Arizona, Nevada, California ect.) and/or an escort that has minimum of 1 of the following characteristics
- will not show up to an agreed time/ location and go ghost
- shows up on time, agrees to duration and rate, however after receiving the amount, says that she works on tips and leaves after a max of 5% agreed time(typically disappearing at an event after an excuse like going to the bathroom.)

-will be high to the point of unconsciousness following heavy amnesia (after making a deposit and meeting up, hourly rate at or above 1700)
- very unprofessional
person A: im going to Arizona to party

person B: beware that the escorts are actually asscorts

person A: Fuck that shit, asscorts are the last thing i ever want to deal with
person B: Exactly, that's why i only pay escorts
by Dop3matt3r_ March 21, 2023
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Asscrete

When using the restroom-even the toilet bowl water can't wash away the evidence
Man, even a wire toilet brush won't get that asscrete off.
by demon succubus October 17, 2008
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Asscream

When a man inserts his penis into a partner's butthole and adds the "chocolate shell", comes back out and adds the recieving partner's favorite icecream sauce to the man's penis. Then, the recieving partner sucks and licks everything off of the penis. This goes on repeatedly. Every new addition of "chocolate shell" is called "getting a scoop".
Guy1: "So what happened to that chick you picked up?"

Guy2: "I took her to my place to get some asscream."

Guy1: "Her breath must smell like chocolate shit."
by LOL~WUT November 22, 2011
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