New Years Asscraker

On New Years eve, when it is 1 second away from the New Year, one lets out an Asscraker, which is a fart that is in sync with the firecrakers outside

Tim: Its almost 2010!
Jarry: Yah, I think I am gonna let off an New Years Asscraker!
Tim: Nice I'll think I'll do the same.

by firecraker098 December 30, 2009

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Asshoke

A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.

Lou: that guy Chris is an idiot.
Buzz: Totally. If he were here, I'd asshoke him.

by RiddyTX June 10, 2015

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asshooker(V);asshooking(N)

someone who "HooKs" the ass; may involve using anal beads...

Bev The Humming Hooper.....

by dnice April 21, 2003

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a cruel, not needed nickname that makes no sense how it became a name, and sounds stupid to begin with. no person should ever call another an asschoke, but if it happens, remember that it means you are being compared to Ian Jackson. that is all.

"wow you're such an asschoke"
*gasp* "well looks like im being compared to Ian Jackson. koul beans."

by asschoke4life September 7, 2011

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assholer

The one that influence others to become an asshole.

watta assholer

by assholer March 12, 2010

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assholery

The art of being an asshole without actually getting beat up for it. In fact, people like you more for being good at it. There are only so many people that can pull this off, and no two ever exist in the same room at the same time. The very nature of assholery negates itself in such a situation.

Dude, Tucker is a master of assholery. He's rude as hell, but everyone loves him.

by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007

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