A thick, greasy substance usually emitting an unpleasant ordor, comprised primarily of sweat and fart juice and found in the crack between the buttocks.
by Steve January 6, 2003
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He grasped her asscheeks on the sides and directed his cock at her shining slit.
He grasped her asscheeks on the sides and directed his cock at her shining slit.
by Tiago Zuhr September 24, 2005
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When you want to insult someone in a humorous way but have no come backs.
This word was made up by a 13yr old girl in Lebanon, Oregon, Laura Isabel Gallegos.
This word was made up by a 13yr old girl in Lebanon, Oregon, Laura Isabel Gallegos.
by Ladybug🐞 December 18, 2017
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Your walking you step in shit and then Jessica Alba give you a blow job... after this you would say this is asscheeks and applesauce.
mean person: you suck
You: thats not nice
mean person: your right. im sorry take my car and allow my hot wife to give you the best head you've ever gotten in your life
mean person: you suck
You: thats not nice
mean person: your right. im sorry take my car and allow my hot wife to give you the best head you've ever gotten in your life
by LewTastic xbox360 September 26, 2010
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Sometimes when they have lemon juice in there asshole or on there ass cheeks causing irritation!
Sometimes when they have lemon juice in there asshole or on there ass cheeks causing irritation!
Jessica: IM GONNA SHOVE U UP MY VAGINA AND PULL YOU OUT MY NOSE ASSHOLE!!!
Matt: I poured lemon juice on her asshole!
Jon: She sure does have some sour asscheeks!
Matt: I poured lemon juice on her asshole!
Jon: She sure does have some sour asscheeks!
by Snifferpitz June 6, 2009
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Steve: @RealVergilSnow looks like asscheeks, dawg.
Mark: Yeah, I bet he’s a Vergin. Ain’t nobody gettin’ laid lookin’ like asscheeks.
Mark: Yeah, I bet he’s a Vergin. Ain’t nobody gettin’ laid lookin’ like asscheeks.
by LouSassle March 6, 2020
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by therealbroshow February 11, 2019
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