assmeats

1. Meats from the assiest region
2. Rectal meat commonly found in meat pies and hotdogs
3. Flavoursome meat

I hunger for assmeats bitch!!

by Sathan April 24, 2003

assbean

the result of too much anal sex, skittle sized cum covered peices of poo

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

assbreath

an obsequious person; one who kisses
ass so adeptly that his breath has acquired an anal bouquet

you're not fooling anyone, assbreath, everyone knows you are an incompetent suckup.

by zakhi January 30, 2003

Assboating

When you fart and it sounds like your butthole is motorboating your ass cheeks.

Damn Hardy!did you just assboat all over yourself?quit assboating!

by hardymetal August 4, 2010

assbeard

The hairs directly above one's asscrack that as one ages may grow up and towards the waistline. Usually found on men.

Dude, is that codger hidin' a badger in his shorts or is that just a wicked assbeard?!

by katgrrl January 16, 2009

Assbeater420

During the 100years war, Leutnant assbeater420 lead his division through a village near the river Rhein in hessian territory where, under his order, they commited severel crimes against humanity including all kinds warcrimes and terrorism

He: oh man someone just stole my liver, i feel empty
You: they pulled an assbeater420 on you

by I had sex :) December 16, 2020

AssBeater420

AssBeater420 Is a urban legend of all time, he bypassed roblox name filter! how fricking cool is that!

Assbeater420 good

by bot_2125 November 7, 2020