A pseudonym given to a certain dark, sugary soft drink that shall remain nameless. Believed to have an re-energising effect on those suffering symptoms of the night before.
Whoa man, i had a bender last night. My head is throbbing, can you duck down to the shops and fetch me a bottle of Black Aspirin? I'll pay you back - i swear!
by Benebrius April 10, 2010
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a 20 something woman who has had her heart broken into a million pieces so she decides not to date anyone. she is content with dying old and alone.
by HannaH Louise September 25, 2011
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Someone who forever gives the allusion they will become grand and better than everyone around them in order to be gazed at in awe without actually doing anything.
Someone who forever gives the allusion they will become grand and better than everyone around them in order to be gazed at in awe without actually doing anything.
Araziel is always talking to her friends and family about how she is aspiring to become a great artist and will be highly regarded as an intellectual in the field. In reality, Araziel (real name Elizabeth) is a first year uni student who just smokes pot and takes selfies in her gym clothes. She has never in reality studied art for a second and knows nothing about it. Therefore Araziel is an 'aspiring artist' and 'ain't done shit!'
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used as a word to describe somebody who inspires you and and you aspire to be like.
used as a word to describe somebody who inspires you and and you aspire to be like.
Your a very Aspirantional person.
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