Asparagus 

Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.

Jordan- (takes off football pads)

Team- Jordan you're an asparagus

Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh

Team- You smell awful you asparagus

Asparagus by Thomas Selser December 10, 2013

bloody asparagus 

When a female quiefswhile on her period and her tampon blows out.

that hoe just quiefed! look at that bloody asparagus hanging out

bloody asparagus by Halfbreed753 April 6, 2011

asparagus dicks 

The act of tying dicks together with a rubber band to resemble a bundle of asparagus.

asparagus dicks, figure it out

asparagus dicks by SpitOnMyDIK May 20, 2015

Shower Asparagus Piss

When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.

My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.

Shower Asparagus Piss by Kelly the Queef Chief March 6, 2020

Baisser l’asparagus

Baisser l’asparagus: to fuck an underwater cow with green stripes and a boner

Artem: you should go baisser l’asparagus
Ryan: no way! That things so ugly

My friend wants to baisser l’asparagus.

Baisser l’asparagus by ooze_d October 9, 2019

asparagus fork

A utensil used for serving asparagus. Also, anal sex.

I got an asparagus fork for my birthday from my boyfriend.

asparagus fork by Keenie May 18, 2006

Asparagus Syndrome 

Asparagus Syndrome is a mental illness that causes one to believe they are the Green Giant.

Billy: IM THE GREEN GIANT! -stomp stomp stomp-
Jane: Dude, I think Billy has Asparagus Syndrome.

Asparagus Syndrome by Glitchx April 6, 2009