An apology that a person (mostly influencers and celebrities) type out on the notes app (more particularly the notes app on an iPhone). They are usually a quick apology so the writer can do damage control if that celebrity or influencer gets canceled or called out for something that is usually controversial. It’s hard to tell if a notes app apology is sincere since they can constructed by ones management, publicist or team. They are commonly uploaded to social media sites such as Twitter and Instagram.
Person: Omg gurl look! James Charles got canceled yet AGAIN!
Person #2: Yes gurlll I also saw that half assed Notes app apology he put out on his Instagram. I’m disgusted.
Person #2: Yes gurlll I also saw that half assed Notes app apology he put out on his Instagram. I’m disgusted.
by I Tell The Whole Real Truth July 12, 2021
Get the Notes app apology mug.A cop apologist is a person, usually a Statist, who, no matter what a cop does, no matter how bad and unreasonable their actions are. A cop apologist will defend their actions no matter what. They, like cops themselves, think that the police are royalty and above the law and they think that cops should be able to do whatever they want no matter what the situation is. They also think that people should just comply to cops or whatever even though people are not obligated to. They also think it's bad for people to stand up for their rights to a cop even though they have every right to do so.
Regular person: That cop just shot a kid while the kid was holding a Wii remote.
Cop apologist: That Wii remote could have been a gun, I think the cop's action is justified.
Regular person: Really? If you can't tell the difference between a Wii remote and a gun, you must be mentally retarded or a special kind of stupid and shouldn't even be a cop.
Cop apologist: That Wii remote could have been a gun, I think the cop's action is justified.
Regular person: Really? If you can't tell the difference between a Wii remote and a gun, you must be mentally retarded or a special kind of stupid and shouldn't even be a cop.
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when someone has frequent and unjustified angry outburst but upon the realization they have no friends left they hand out fruit cups instead of apologies this is done because they don't believe they have done anything wrong but they still need people on their side
Janice acted like a crazy bitch yesterday and thinks this fruit cup will make up for it.. I'll accept the fruit cup apology just because the drama otherwise would be exhausting
by crazyasian March 18, 2015
Get the fruit cup apology mug.1. so sincere that when you offer someone a naked apology you are telling them that there's no way you are lieing because the apology strips you of everything that you are.
2. To give an apology whilst being naked.
2. To give an apology whilst being naked.
1.
Kevin: I am sorry for running you over with my car, I offer to you my naked apology so you will forgive me.
Kim: I can do nothing but accept
2.
Brad: Here I am, naked, while apologizing to you.
Kevin: I am sorry for running you over with my car, I offer to you my naked apology so you will forgive me.
Kim: I can do nothing but accept
2.
Brad: Here I am, naked, while apologizing to you.
by Regina Wilson August 5, 2007
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Random- "Im so sorry, I dont like to completely shave"
Bob- "No need for a pubic apology, I hate snubble irritation
Random- "Im so sorry, I dont like to completely shave"
Bob- "No need for a pubic apology, I hate snubble irritation
by woodchipper June 23, 2008
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To be fixated in a trancelike state whereby a person’s attention has been seduced by flowing locks, mischievous wide smile and penetrating, molten eyes.
To lose time, hunger, and interest in anything else as you track down articles and pictures of an individual.
To be compelled to do nothing but look at photos and read articles on an individual all day long.
Attributed to Olympic Athlete and Dancing With the Stars Winner Apolo Anton Ohno
Origin: 2002, 2006 & 2010 Olympian Apolo Anton Ohno
To be fixated in a trancelike state whereby a person’s attention has been seduced by flowing locks, mischievous wide smile and penetrating, molten eyes.
To lose time, hunger, and interest in anything else as you track down articles and pictures of an individual.
To be compelled to do nothing but look at photos and read articles on an individual all day long.
Attributed to Olympic Athlete and Dancing With the Stars Winner Apolo Anton Ohno
Origin: 2002, 2006 & 2010 Olympian Apolo Anton Ohno
Female: I don't know what happened. I was working on my report and then he walked by...so fluid, so Olympic like. Next thing I know, there's coffee on my report and you're telling me you've been calling me for ten minutes. I guess I was Apolonized!
Female: I was immediately Apolonized as he walked into the room smiled, tossed his head and stared right at me.
Female: I was immediately Apolonized as he walked into the room smiled, tossed his head and stared right at me.
by MzMarketing February 19, 2010
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