assmush

The yellowy brown residue you get at the base of your penis after having anal sex

"After bummin his hairdresser Lee had to wash the assmush off his balls before returning home"

by Travel Stacker January 12, 2008

amuse

to make someone laugh
to interest or give pleasure to

I was amused at the monkey's antics.
They amused themselves playing cards.

by Renato BR November 10, 2007

ASMDSS

1) Awesome Shit My Drill Sergeant Said
2) Facebook page with the most badass motherfucking drill sergeants

Did you buy any of the new ASMDSS gear?

by Pvt Turtle November 28, 2012

asmosdarling

The funniest mutual in the world. Amazing and is always there to help.

“Omg why are you laughing so loud?”
“I just saw an asmosdarling video”

by Cactusdogs May 2, 2021

Asus Anus

When you misread the computer hardware company 'Asus' as 'anus.'

Zach, just got my new laptop from Anus!
Oops I'm meant to say Asus, not anus.

Sounds like a shitty computer, Asus Anus.

by Urban Dick tonary October 10, 2016

Åsmund

Scandinavian name: From Norse Ås (god) and Mund (gift or bridal gift) i.e. gods gift to all women. All Åsmunds are fantastic lovers, but suffer from an insufferably inflated ego.

Did you hear that Jane got married the other day? She found a real Åsmund

by TomMiklagard February 2, 2009

Lil Asius

Lil Asius is potentially the world's greatest rapper. Obsessed with Jennie Kim, he made the amazing debut song "Jennie Kim the Best Kim", which was a contender for the "Rappers Eager To Associate Rapping Deviantly" award. He also has a power scale of over 9000, and is a skilled musician by all acounts. He is an amazing person, nd an aspiring makeup artist/rapper who hopefully will meet Jennie Kim someday.

Guy: Yo Lil Asius whats up
Asius: You a fan? You look like hardly a man, imma hit you up with my mini van, man what the fuck, you asking for my autograph, ill take a shit in your bath, get lost along the path

by Godly boi March 1, 2021