An Asma is a queen crowned in her own beautiful curls. Beneath the pile of those pure divine curls, you’ll find a simple, sweet and loving woman who isn’t afraid to speak up. This proves that she can be a fierce woman too if needed. On top of all this awesomeness she has a great personality, humor and creativity!
(She can’t cook and clean tho 🤪)
(She can’t cook and clean tho 🤪)
#1: ‘Wow look at that girl with the beautiful hair’
#2: ‘I know right? She probably an Asma 🤷🏼 ♂️‘
‘She’s so fantASMAtic!!’
‘I need myself an Asma to cheer me up, you know somebody bro?’
#2: ‘I know right? She probably an Asma 🤷🏼 ♂️‘
‘She’s so fantASMAtic!!’
‘I need myself an Asma to cheer me up, you know somebody bro?’
by OneForAll July 17, 2020
Get the Asma mug.First defined in NASIOC's Off Topic forum by Kaiser as the slow, crampy, painful, and excruciatingly long build-up of poo in one's bowels, which finally reaches a breaking point and results in a massive avalanche of crap being explosively expelled from one's ass. Hence, assalanche.
Zeke sat miserably on the toilet for 30 mins with bad stomach cramps -- a half hour cycle of cramping and loosening and cramping and loosening tearing at his abdomen. But, frustratingly, no poo was shat. He suffered wave after wave of pain...until, finally, that last little snowflake fluttered down on 500 billion tons of brown snow. The assalanche came without warning, and it was fierce. Many people in Toiletville were caught unaware and perished in a 100mph rush of furious poo.
by Zeke Brown June 10, 2007
Get the assalanche mug.Assal is a short girl she is Middle Eastern thick in the ass and tits very nice and sweet girl one of the funniest people you will ever meet she has low temper don’t mess with her head 🥰
Assal is a Middle Eastern girl
by Ayrib December 2, 2020
Get the Assal mug.Total annihilation(colloquially, "analilation") of the ass of your fresh, young boyfriend on the second date. Typical action of your average 42-year-old boyshark.
Dammmmmn, when Phatdaddy flew me out to see him last weekend, he got all up in my tailpipe with Superchode. It was like the Boston Assacre.
by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing September 24, 2007
Get the assacre mug.Mostly short but still kind...loves to make noise and also a rule breaker, she’s down to earth . she is very nice and loves to behave like a gangster let’s not forget she’s also lazy she’s a very loyal and humble person but when wronged can be passionate about her revenge. She doesn’t care about this world but cares more about the hereafter. She always want to try out new dangerous things she is just weird 😂😂 she’s never afraid to say what’s in her mind...very funny and also gives good advice.....she want to memorize the Quran and guide people to the right path ..let’s not forgot the important part she loves food😂
by The crazy friend February 3, 2020
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That very specific and most cruel type of genocide, one where you systematically kill your own people, without letting up, but only those of the ethnicity that you wish to eradicate.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021
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