Asking for a friend

Usually people will say this when they’re asking for themselves but to embarrassed. Some people are actually asking for a friend when they say this but people still assume they’re talking about themselves.

Jennifer: is your cousin single? Asking for a friend.
Todd: do you like him?
Jennifer: no, I’m actually asking for a friend. I’m not gonna say who though.

by nutella137 July 21, 2020

Askin’ for a Baskin

(Replaces cruizin’ for a bruisin’) When someone is constantly pushing one’s patience to the point of physical violence.

“Did you just do that again after me telling you not to over a hundred times?! You’re really askin’ for a Baskin!”

by gxg9740 October 5, 2020

ASSINOSIS

The disease that causes someone to be a constant asshole

My wife has assinosis!

by JPS66 February 15, 2007

assinole

Noun- originating from a professor of pharmacy who could not pronounce the word "ethanol." it was later adapted by students into a term to describe a "jerk."

Originally: Furss u have to mezzer the assinole.
Translation: First you have to measure the ethanol.

Friend 1-Yo! I just leveled my mage to level 70 in WOW! He's got 5000 attack power now and legendary armor!

Friend 2-No one cares bro.

Friend 1-Assinole...

by The Real Philly July 25, 2008

asking someone out

ask your crush to go on a date with you

I heard Tim asking someone out on Monday, and that person is his crush.

by Kpop4ever4ever October 28, 2017

Asking answers

A term used when someone asks a question with an obvious answer.

Zack: Hey, man! Are you going to the party tonight?

Georgi: Bruh, you're asking answers. Of course I'll be there!

by MagikarpTheMighty November 25, 2016

Asking lamp

A username that someone uses if they are a trumpie.

Donald trump’s new Twitter handle will be asking lamp

by pseudonymabcde May 16, 2021