Askhole

An insecure guy who asks too many questions about the life of the girl he's just started dating, with the tone of mistrust.

"Why didn't you answer my calls last night? Where you out with a man or a woman? Was it a date? "
Woman responds, "Quit being an askhole, we're not exclusive."

by tightrope walker November 26, 2017

askhole

someone who asks for your opinion and then does whatever they want anyway

My wife asked my opinion about buying a new dress. I told her it was an unnecessary purchase. She preceded to act like an askhole and bought it anyway.

by Orb70 February 23, 2014

Askhole

A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

Submitted By: Lance 'The Big Mig' MIgliaccio

My brother-in-law is such an askhole.

by @LanceMigliaccio June 3, 2023

Askhole

(noun) People who ask many stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions

The Askhole keeps asking me how to breath.

by johny jacobsen January 19, 2021

askhole

The type of person who is always asking for advice, yet never takes it, preferring to fart around and waste everybody's time, often doing the totally contrary thing to the advice given.

Jeremy is such an askhole - he came for advice on this and ignored my years of experience; as a result, he lost a packet.

by Raggle Frock July 20, 2015

Askhole

Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, random or obnoxious questions on a regular basis.

"Wow, my daughter's a hell of an askhole!"

by KinkoX120 September 24, 2015

Askhole

That guy you know at family gatherings or work who asks your advice or help for something they basically suck at. Without exception, askholes reward you by arguing about your advice to seem an equal.

Also universally, askholes reject your advice, fail publicly, then shift part or all of the blame to you. Because they did the opposite of what you told them. After they asked you.

Askholes are incredibly greedy with your time, ut generous with their own. They'll spend hours giving newer employees and new family members advice you must then advise them to forget.

"You're new here. Don't talk to Dennis. He's an askhole."

by ThatStevethough December 17, 2016