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ASE CMAT

National Institute for Automotive Service Excellence Certified Master Automotive Technician.

To attain such status a technician with at least 2 years experience must elect to take and pass a series of 8 written tests put on by the National Institute for Automotive Service Excellence. To maintain such status the technician must also retake recertification tests which are shorter but tend to be more difficult every 5 years. www.ase.com
Take your car to Bob's Garage and have Tim look at it, he's an ASE CMAT.
by adtmatt May 27, 2010
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ase beedz

1) What makes one sexy, incredibly awesome, etc. Most specifically Auron.

2) An exclaimation. Usually positive.

3) A saying used repeatedly to annoy the living hell out of someone.
"Damn, did you see that guy?"
"ASE BEEDZ!"
by S. December 5, 2004
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Ola k ase

Popular internet meme generally represented by a llama (animal) for the Spanish phrase "Hola, que hace?" which translated to English means "Hey, what's up?"
#1: Ola k ase?
#2: Nothing much, here just chillin'
by bastian_se. September 7, 2013
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ASES

ASES stands for:
Attempting
Suicide
Soon
Example:
one can put ASES in their bio on their discord profile so those who want to dm them or wonder why they aren't online as much it because they're planning a suicide :3

Look

Animbabu.33
#0

ASES!!
I wont be online for a bit if I survive ;3
by .-- .--. -..-. . ... ... August 28, 2023
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Ase Face

The creepy-looking deep creases that develop on the faces of people who take AIDS drugs for a prolonged period of time.
You seriously wonder if that guy's on AIDS drugs? Just look at his Ase Face !
by JuicyJakey September 23, 2011
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ase hole

A Cool guy that hangs out by the bar and picks up all the females
by Bados October 10, 2022
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The real Asing effect

-To give or be give knowledge and wisdom earned by seeking the truth.

- causing the total meltdown of those infected by idiocy.

- the saying or mentioning of wet by females.
The understanding that lies are tied in with hatred, status and control don't do well with me, this is why I'm ahead of the game and why I am constantly in the real Asing effect mode.
by Truthwavy1 September 7, 2019
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