Ashens

The pseudonym of a British comedian who reviews knock off gaming sytems, action figures, mp3 players, or any other interesting tat that winds up in his local PoundLand.

He's aquainted with the likes of Chef Excellence, The God Monster of Indian Flats, and The Silver Skull...a pathetic "serial killer" that holds a grudge against him JUST BECAUSE.

He's known for his sarcastic, often random, and sometimes witty comedy that makes his ridiculous and ludicrously implausable line of work seem like something worth doing.

He's the fourth most subscribed YouTube user in the United Kingdom...and that's about all he's accomplished with his life.

Garitt the Pumpkin Wrangler: "Hey, did you see the latest Ashens video?"

Abraham Lincoln: "'Did I see it?' I was there when he filmed it"

Garitt: "W-...what?"

Abe: "Totally worth the $600 plane tickets, and $400 for the six weeks of espionage lessons...and $300 spy kit"

by nickreaper December 17, 2011

asheena

An independent self starter with passion and drive for life and love. A confident Goddess like demeanour with a beautiful soul

She is an "Asheena" the alfa female

by Exquisite21 October 2, 2013

ASEAN

The Association of Southeast Asian Nations, or ASEAN, was established on 8 August 1967 in Bangkok, Thailand, with the signing of the ASEAN Declaration (Bangkok Declaration) by the Founding Fathers of ASEAN, namely Indonesia, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore and Thailand.

Brunei Darussalam then joined on 8 January 1984, Viet Nam on 28 July 1995, Lao PDR and Myanmar on 23 July 1997, and Cambodia on 30 April 1999, making up what is today the ten Member States of ASEAN.

ASEAN is next closest thing to the EUROpean Union

by Imperfect Ending December 9, 2009

ashannie

Ashannie is a ship between Asher angel and Annie leblanc. It is 100% real and if you don’t believe it then I will bippity bop your no existent dick off a cliff. also they are cute yet. 💘

Ashannie is the hottest couple of 2019.

by Erika Parker February 2, 2019

Ashanique

She is a funny one. Will always make sure your alright. Her edges be poppin and she got that sassy attitude. She is a angel but can become a devil at anything.

Okay Ashanique! I see you slaying them edges.

by SugarGiiirls April 13, 2019

Ashen

A Sri Lankan name for an intelligent boy. Usually polite but can be one of the sassiest people on earth. Needs to stop buying facial products. You won’t regret meeting an ashen.

Ashen is very handsome.
Ashen took me to the grocery store.

by Shalalaladodoboomboom June 16, 2020

Ashland Oregon

A beautiful quaint town on Southern Oregon surrounded by mountains. There is much to do outdoors including hiking, skiing, mountain biking. But other than that in Town the only thing to do is to drink at bars. The city council and the chamber of commerced have been successful at squashing any attempts at creativity because they see it as competition to the main tourist attraction: The Shakespeare Festival. So there is no venue for bands to play unless you are a big well known band, but the town is too small to draw a big enough crowd. The people there are very interesting. New Agers, hippies, burners, artists, stoners, single moms, and crazy people. Everyone has dated everyone else. Nobody has a job but they grow weed. Relationships don't last so people turn to drugs and alcohol. The town is a bubble of beauty and unreality leading some people to think that there is something added to the water supply. There literally is water fountains that have lithium in the water. It is hard to leave and once you have been there, you will always come back.

I miss Ashland Oregon, it is so easy there!

by powderheader February 26, 2011