asbestos

verb. to do the best possible in any activity or function.

He is doing asbestos he can to solve the problem.

by mark86 May 29, 2005

asbestos

Can't be burnt - Describing a persons success or personality

Man, you're asbestos!

by Driekie December 18, 2008

asbestos

How a fireman dresses.

How does a fireman dress? Asbestos he can.

by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016

asbestos

The substance killing CC students.

non-concerned teacher(nonnaCcM)- " We have asbestos in our floors"
concerned student(catherine)- " shouldn't this be a bigger deal?"

by Cindy Lu Who February 12, 2008

asbestos

A nice substence to consume.

Supposedly can do lung damage and brain damage, but when you inhale it who cares? It's really good stuff.

Asbestos rules.

by Yakenslash November 16, 2003

asbestos

A Greek island, lying between Domestos and Lesbos.

We went on holiday to Asbestos.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Asbestos

Asbestos is a tasty ingredient often found in pre-1980s infrastructure as a fireproofing and insulating agent, as well as an additive in various food items, such as vape juice or school lunches, to make them smell better.

The Feds will try to deter you from inhaling asbestos under the pretense that it causes cancer, but it's just a psyop to prevent the herd from experiencing what true awesomeness feels like.

Person A (me): "You wanna go to the abandoned hotel to whiff some asbestos later today?"
Person B (glowie in disguise): "All types of asbestos fibers are known to cause serious health hazards in humans and animals. 🤓"
Person A: "You fucking miscreant, a little asbestos never hurt anyone!" I know the elites are paying you to say this.

(Person A then shoots person B in the jaw with an unregistered firearm, as according to custom.)

by Tronche2Cake January 16, 2023