Indian ascot

That weird, extremely curly neck beard that fat Indian guys always seem to have that sticks out like an ascot.

My doctor with the name I can't pronounce totally had his Indian ascot rubbin on me when I went for my check-up.

by psychobobtb September 1, 2010

St Mary’s Ascot

A private catholic girls school in Ascot, England that produces social climbers and backstabbers. half of the students suffer from an ED or addiction. The abbreviation this school uses is SMAS

rah mate she goes to St Mary’s Ascot definitely not the girl for me

by baccigal November 22, 2021

Dayton Ascot

When a girl periods on a guy's neck.

After months of enduring countless Cincinnati Bow-ties from her boyfriend, he finally let her give him a Dayton Ascot.

by Nicb1rd October 27, 2011

Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.

A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.

by High Society October 28, 2012

Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze

“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”

“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”

by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021

ASOT

A series of tubes.

Commonly used by YouTuber Pyrocynical.

A: Did you see the new ASOT video?

B: No. Pyro is a furry.

by Scrumplex July 31, 2018

Arscott

A name carried by a long lineage of legendary thinkers, crafts folk, nobles and badass visionaries. You would think that carrying such status would go to ones head, but not an Arscott. They remain kind, generous, funny and more often that not, they’re incredibly good looking. When you find yourself in the presence of an Arscott, remember to take a deep breath, remain calm and enjoy immercing yourself in the wisdom they will undoubtedly share.

“There’s something different about Gina, what happened?” “Oh, she met an Arscott, she’s so wise now! Lucky thing!”

by Hedge-Dweller January 4, 2018