artard

Dennis, the night manager at the Dough Bowl in New Orleans. His managerial skills include threatening to be a hardass, getting in the way, and telling bad stories that involve his fat ass taking a shit while eating peanut butter. He had to trade in his trailer for a doublewide when he got married just so his elephantine wife could get through the door. But, ya know, at least he spends lots of time with his two kids, who aren't really his, WHEN HE'S NOT TELLING THEM TO GO AWAY AND LET HIM CONCENTRATE ON HIS FUCKIN HALO! First person to come to the dough bowl and get rid of my horrible boss eats free for the rest of the year.

Dammit, artard, mop the floor!

by disgruntled cook December 7, 2004

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Arvada West High School

A school that is WAYYY better than ralston valley. (Not capitalized cuz its stupid) Everyone at Awest is pretty awesome! Colors Purple&White(: the Wildcats(: Awest knows how to party hard(; rv just wishes they could be us(;

ralston valley Arvada, Colorado Arvada West High School

by This Guy(: October 4, 2011

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Artard

Someone who is incapable of making or understanding art.

You can't draw, paint, or paper mache for shit!

you are such an artard..

by punch!uation December 13, 2010

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artard

A person who when gets extremely intoxicated does extremely stupid stuff

Cameron was being an artard when he tackled that cop outside the bar

by 89redneck April 2, 2009

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Arvand

Someone who thinks that they are good at everything when in reality they are actually boosted plat. They question their lives and criticize others, but in reality they have very low brain cells and cannot comprehend the amount of pressure is on their .5 CM cock-a-doodle-doo.

My boy pulled a real "Arvand". (Something dumb or something that someone would do with low braincells)

by Stolie (ViralReplayyz) April 13, 2019

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