Artie 

Artie is really sexy, there is one girl who rlly likes him but he turned down, he loves music, he has shaved head is pretty short, tan, and has breathe taking eyes.

Massive dick vibes

GET YO SELF A BOI LIKE ARTIEE FFS

Girl who likes artie: wish i had artie in my arms rn
Artie: ayo???
girl: …

Artie by Ikindasimpforu November 24, 2021

Artie 

A beautiful girl who's capable of making any man kneel. She is kind, considerate and puts others before herself. She could make you cry in seconds if she doesn't like you, but could be the sweetest girl in the world if she does. Her laugh is contagious and she has the body of a goddess.

Aaron: "Dude, I heard you got verbally demolished by that Artie girl"
Jordan: "Yeah bro, she didn't hold back, made my cry the entire night but i'm still simping over her"

Artie by n4rcissistic.4dri November 20, 2023

Artie 

A cat with outstanding weight in his underside, bringing to the table a lack of butter and lots of meows. Also likes tuna.

ARTIE! GET OFF THE COUNTER!

Artie by TrAsH1 December 23, 2024

Artie Abrams 

A cute, talented, paraplegic guy who is on the hit show Glee. Is usually very nerdy, but funny. Isn't afraid to be himself, and is generally a sweet person with soulful eyes with a voice to match. Is generally considered smexy.

D: Hey look at that dork over there on tv, he's gonna die alone

Z: Pshaw! No, he's my Artie Abrams

Artie Abrams by Zoe Rose~aiotsuki May 1, 2010

artie lange

The best thing to hit the Howard Stern show since.....well...Howard Stern.

Artie Lang? Oh--you mean the Howard Stern show got a REAL comidian..not like that Soupy Sales Mutha Fukka Jackie "The Asskisser" Martling?

artie lange by Andi February 9, 2005

artie lange

Degenerate gambler, whoremonger, and boozer. Was also is some crappy movies. Let me sum him up in 2 words..My hero

Artie lange, in Vegas, during March Madness...I'm there

artie lange by Teabag March 27, 2005

Artie Lange

Take two parts comedy, mix in one part tragedy then add devil dogs and jack and water and you have Artie Lange. He gives the Stern show it's everyman appeal with his love of sports, gambling and drinking. Artie an actor and comedian who shines in his new FCC free surroundings at Sirius. He doesn't need to curse to be funny but it doesn't hurt either. His on air screaming matches with Crazy Alice and Beetlejuice are comedy gold. Artie makes everyone on the show better when he is on and when he is gone to shoot films or do a guest shot on Entourage the show is missing that spark. He recently signed a development deal with Fox, if he gets a show his Stern days will probably be numbered. All I can say is that he is a addictive fat guy with a heart of gold and a liver of a 98 year old.

Artie Lange described former female wrestler Chyna Doll's genitalia as a clitcock or a clock.

Artie Lange by Bukkake the porno clown November 24, 2006