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Arse Bankruptcy

Usually applied for when you have the trots but its got to the fizzy gob point where there is nothing left to yield.
Being very ill with a stomach complaint for a significant period of time,

i.e
Pete- Wheres Dave then Stu?
Stu- He's been off work with the gutrot, its been three days now he must be at the point of Arse bankruptcy
by Anders Par November 9, 2010
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circle of arse

When everything is going wrong and there is no rhyme nor reason, no one particular thing to blame; it's like a spiral but it doesn't go anywhere, it is, in effect, a circle. The circle of arse.
circle of arse

...and so when you get down to the facts, the boss says one thing, the policies say another, but we need to do something completely different! So what do we do? Who do we blame? No one, it's just one big "cirlce of arse".
by MrGrumps January 11, 2011
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shooty arse

A short sharp shooting pain you get up your anal passage.
Dave "arrgghhh"
John "What?"
Dave "I just had shooty arse".
by bigsam7 November 4, 2013
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Arse-hole Licence

If you are a known trouble maker and are regularly mean to people, you can obtain one of these so people can keep track of your unpleasant antics.
This was conceived when it became apparent that Ben Waller was too unpleasant to people, and it was deemed necessary to keep a tab on his bad behaviour by giving him 'Arse-hole points' every time he committed to being mean.
It is possible to remove points from your licence if you do kind and selfless acts, however, just like obesity, it's easier to gain that it is to lose.
Also similar to this is the 'Bitch licence', which works on the same principle but is given to females that deserve it.
Katie: Ben, you've been really mean today, I think you've been quite nasty to me!

Ben: Your face is nasty!

David: Ben, that's another point on your Arse-hole licence. That's four points you've got in the last 20 minutes bringing you to a grand total of nine.

Ben: Awww what?!
by ActiasLuna February 25, 2009
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Arse Code

When Morse Code is transmitted via farts (flatulence). Hence, Arse (ass) Code.
Henrietta made it impossible to breathe in the elevator, by blowing Arse Code to Lily, who was responding via smoke signal. Needless to say, neither survived the resulting explosion.
by Badwig February 16, 2010
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Arse Giraffe

A long shit; resembling the neck of a giraffe.
I just let an Arse Giraffe loose in the toilet bowl - I wouldnt go in there for a while if I was you.
by Zonal K June 22, 2019
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got the arse

John: "Where's Sebastian ? I haven't seen him all week."
Bruce: "He got the arse mate!"
by Whocooco December 4, 2015
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