Armchair Jock

An avid sports fan who really doesn't play any sport, but has a vast knowlege of the ins & outs of their sport of choice.

Bob knows more about football than any of the players on the football team. He's a true armchair jock

by J-Mar September 1, 2008

armchair engineers

These are typically 24 year old yuppie wannabees straight out of college. It takes about 18 months to get them to the point where they can actually do something constructive for the company. Once this happens, they get a stupid title with the word "worldwide director" or something, and from this point on will not put their hands on anything tangible, like a product.

"Man, that Jeremy is an egghead. We finally get him to the point where he can walk without hand-holding and he gets a position with the armchair engineers."

by running out of patience March 15, 2008

Armchair Anarchist

Person of the 'alternative society' bent who would claim a desire to 'smash the system'. Their chosen means of smashing the aforesaid system would be to get really drunk and/or stoned and mouth-off raucously and belligerently to those already aware of our non-working class hero's political ideology, usually to the strains of seriously non-commercial underground sounds.
Revolution from the comfort of one's easy chair.

Andy knew that this government was fucked-up and he knew just what needed to be done; 'seize power! overthrow! Yeah! Class war! Whose turn is it to skin-up then?'
He's just an armchair anarchist.

by Dogload January 26, 2007

Aanchal

Aanchal is the name that belongs to really beautiful and gorgeous girl, who is strong and independent. Aanchal is well-known for her aesthetics and her elite music taste. She might be a little insecure but she is strong mentally and physically. She is the VSCO girl everyone simp for and the low-key Pinterest model. She has brown eyes and two really adorable hair strands which fall on her face and makes her look super cute. She the alpha and a chad

guy 1: God she is so gorgeous !
guy 2: Yeah she the VSCO model Aanchal

by oregano~ September 18, 2021

Archana

Angelic, perfect, musical, witty, bold, intelligent, and delightful.

Archana is the best person ever.

by Not_Archana January 14, 2020

armchair politician

A person who seems to have poorly based opinions on every aspect, defends them all blindly, and does it with very little research, IE: from just an armchair.

That kid flapping his mouth off about the war on terror is just some armchair politician.

by moeburn September 22, 2004

armchair psychologist

A person who gives advice for mental disorders, emotional disorders, or any other mental illness and has no known background knowledge of psychology. More than just advice with no clinical know how.

Some dude gave me advice on eating disorders at Mac D's and claimed that the food additives had addictive properties creating a mental cycle of "food abuse". I asked if he was some kind of armchair psychologist or a something, grabbed my number one with cheese and bounced. Fucker was right or was he?

by anti-goodtimes October 9, 2009