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Mr Armitage

The most awesome teacher you could ask for,✨ y o u ‘ r e l u c k y✨
Kid in my class: gm Mr avocado
Everyone: 👁👁
Him: it’s Mr Armitage!
by Joemamadead May 21, 2021
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Zak Perry-Armitage

Zak Perry-Armitage is a retard who had a meltdown because some kids wouldn’t let him look at them or grope them naked.
Zak Perry-Armitage is a retarded nonce.
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Armitage-Shankler

Example of a random term uttered by an older person when the correct term alludes them. Followed by an expectation the receipient of the remark is a mind-reader or a cock-womble if they don't understand
"Pass the Armitage-Shankler please Jack", said Bob. Jack replied "An Armitage-Shankler? Do you mean the #2 Phillips Screwdriver?". "That's what I said", an exasperated Bob exclaimed
by F34 May 11, 2025
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