Aquaticism

1. Anything pertaining to or related to aquatics or water.

2. Particularly using water as the cause for something bad that has happened to you

3. Using Water as a justification for a deeper meaning in life

1. The diver loved aquaticisms so much he practically lived in the water.

2. I'm scared to swim because of aquaticisms

3. People's emotions are affected by tides; 'tis a simple aquaticism.

by DuQ December 31, 2008

Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia

Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia is the art of when a Gay man strips into the nude, jumps into a tank of rotting dead gay fish, and starts having sexual intercourse with as many as of them as he (or the Audience) can stand. Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia tends to happen on three day weekends and spring break sessions.

dude. . . . did you check out that link i gave sent you? there was some pretty rad Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia on that site, even with some swordfish involved. . . dude. . . what time is 4:20 break?

by the Mind Messer-upper October 29, 2008

Aquatic Escape

After having relations with a women, the man slyly asks the women for a glass of water. When the women kindly leaves the bedroom to fulfill request, the man locks her ass out of the room pretending to be sleeping leaving to her own tearful river in the other room.

Friend 1 "How did your evening with Tara go?"
Friend 2 "I pulled the ol' Aquatic Escape on her ass."

by mike22qu August 25, 2010

Aquatic Kitten

Aka catfish. Very sweet, soft fish with whiskers like a kitten

1: Dude I fuckin love catfish they’re so cute
2: Bro call them by their real name, they’re aquatic kittens

by Ecologyb1tchez June 18, 2019

aquatic meat

fish.

“Bro, i’m really in the mood for some aquatic meat tonight.”

by porterhousesteaks January 31, 2020

aquatically

The adverb of aquatic.

C-sad lives his life aquatically because he is an aquahampster.

by Not Karl August 22, 2006

Aquaticus

Just about the slickest dude in the local galaxies. Usually hangs around Anemio-theta near Proxima Centari, and carries around an antigravity neutron pistol.

Ow! Aquaticus just stole my God damn biopizza! Someone rip his dick off!

*All chant and agree*

*Aquaticus dissapears and leaves a note reading as: "Suck my big, large, hairy, twin-tipped cock, suckers."

by hanes May 5, 2005