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APUSHitis

When you don't go to school simply because you want to avoid APUSH. ie. Pretending to be sick to miss a test.
Jack: You weren't in school today. You missed the APUSH test.

Tom: Dude, I know. I wanted to miss it. I had APUSHitis.
by Woahhhhthereee. March 15, 2010
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APUSH

the class that Assassinates People Using Stressful Homework
Sophomore: I'm taking APUSH next year.
Junior: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by apush survivor October 11, 2010
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APUSH

A class made for masochists. Any who would appretiate a constant feeling of both ineptitude and a HUGE inferiority complex, would be wise to take this class from hell.

There have been a series of cases that result in death, either self-inflicted or stroke related, with this course.
I've got to read 20 pages on George Washington Carver's extensive experiments with penuts for APUSH tonight, we'll finish the last half in class tomorrow.
by JoffrayStirr September 5, 2009
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APUSH

death to anyone's GPA. true name is Advanced Placement U.S. History.
man i had a 3.8 gpa before apush now i have a 3.4.
by the eagle of 216 May 7, 2009
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Apush

Short for AP US History. An Advanced Placement class in which the history of the US is studied. Get ready for very little sleep, suicidal thoughts, and no social life. A class meant to be taken for Juniors but if you came from ISB or Summa then you can take it AS A FRESHMEN.
Toob My Loob Loob: You guys taking Apush in the FIRST YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL?
Jugs: Yea, how is it?
Toob My Loob Loob: My brother took it as a Junior, hard as hell.
Jugs: Oh shit......!
by Joobless Jingu-Litches July 30, 2010
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APUSH

A highly ritualized form of suicide usually affecting high school juniors. APUSH kills by forcing so many facts, names, and dates into a person's head that it actually explodes.
Sometimes, an APUSH fails to kill the person and instead kills their GPA, leaving them untouchable to all colleges (even those that advertise on TV).
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn Jane. For some reason, she thought that APUSH wouldn't kill her, even though it has already killed so many others."
by spudmaster34 January 18, 2010
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APUSH

APUSH is literally the hardest, worst class you will ever take. my teacher sucked and we were far behind! Passing the exam is hard! You have 80 minutes to answer tons of questions! (about 36 seconds per question!!) and two free response essays and a DBQ. Too many chapters, too much homework, too many tests, and usually TERRIBLE teachers are AP teachers. Goodluck to anyone who takes it! AHHHH It is so stressfullllllllllll!
-Why did she committ suicide?
-She was taking APUSH.
HAHA
by algore123 May 2, 2011
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