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applesauce

An everyday dessert that goes surprisingly well with butterz.

It's an addiction that forces your entire body to say "mmmmmm."

Applesauce can also be used as an efficient arousal tool.
"mmmm, i love my applesauce." or "Ohh, applesauce gets me hard everytime."
by nk February 9, 2004
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applesauce

Slang for alcohol. For use in situations where the real world shouldn't be revealed.
"make sure to bring the applesauce"
by Brandy Mahell February 6, 2005
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applesauce

A secret "boo" or lover who you deny having (derived from the old school slang definition reffering to something that's nonsense or ridiculous).
(Person one) "hey yo G...there go your applesauce...ain't you gonna halla at her"?
(Person two) "man...ya'll be trippin'...I don't even know that chick"...
by skyeyeimages May 6, 2011
mugGet the applesaucemug.

applesauce

A secret "boo" or lover who you deny having (derived from the old school slang definition reffering to something that's nonsense or ridiculous).
(Person one) "hey yo G...there go your applesauce...ain't you gonna halla at her"?
(Person two) "man...ya'll be trippin'...I don't even know that chick"...
by skyeyeimages May 13, 2011
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applesauce

to find something very easy.
it replaces "a piece of cake"
man, that test was applesauce!
by B__dizzle June 12, 2006
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Applesauced

When a person pisses and throws up on their partner leaving a slight resemblance of applesauce on their chest
Guy 1: So what happened last night?
Guy 2: I totally applesauced my girlfriend
Guy 1: Dude that's AWESOME!
by Johnny Applesauceseed May 6, 2011
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Applesauce

1. An early 90s slang word for "ridiculous" or "nonsense".

2. The ejaculate produced by Apple Inc. fanboys whenever a new apple product comes out, enters the room, or Steve Jobs speaks.
1. The sky is falling? That's just applesauce!

2. Steve Jobs announced the iPad and Mike started blowing applesauce everywhere.
by cupajoe April 6, 2010
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