The act of saying that one age deserves more rights than another age, used a lot by adults for some very strange reason. Agists are just as bad as sexists, if not even worse.
by Agist hater July 8, 2004
Get the agism mug.by emballer June 30, 2007
Get the apimpnamedslickback mug.An aismist is someone that rejects whatever bullshit ism or ist you want to assert on them and thus rejects all the baggage you want to assign them with your preconceived opinion that is not based on reason or actual experience.
Aismist (eh-ism-ist)
Hey religious and/ or atheist kooks I am an Aismist and think for myself thus I reject all your stupid fucking ism and ist labels you want to assign me.
Hey religious and/ or atheist kooks I am an Aismist and think for myself thus I reject all your stupid fucking ism and ist labels you want to assign me.
by AngryMrBungle May 21, 2014
Get the aismist mug.by Muhammad52747262 July 10, 2021
Get the Apishan mug.A term used to describe misspoken phrases that are often derived unexpectedly and are surprising sources of comedy; the cause of hilarity usually stems from misspoken pop culture references which are spoken with conviction and rigor by the guilty party.
Examples of an Alism:
#1:
Me: "No more drinking, all I do is P90X."
Al: "Its PX90 dogg... Retard!"
#2:
Me: "So where do you want to go eat?"
Al: "Lets go to el lollo poco!"
#1:
Me: "No more drinking, all I do is P90X."
Al: "Its PX90 dogg... Retard!"
#2:
Me: "So where do you want to go eat?"
Al: "Lets go to el lollo poco!"
by thebigred August 24, 2010
Get the Alism mug.Apistis: without faith. (Greek, from pistis)
Agnostics (without knowledge) and atheists (without god) have long argued about which is the more accurate term for their logical analysis of all things. Agnostics are claimed to give up on ever knowing whether unknowable things exist (which is a silly claim but that's sort of what the word infers) and atheists are claimed to completely rule out the possibility of a god without any proof against it (which is exactly what the word means so the claim is justified).
Now, all of us can rest easy and join hands against the religious zealots, lunatics, and retards for there will be no more confusion of terms!
Agnostics (without knowledge) and atheists (without god) have long argued about which is the more accurate term for their logical analysis of all things. Agnostics are claimed to give up on ever knowing whether unknowable things exist (which is a silly claim but that's sort of what the word infers) and atheists are claimed to completely rule out the possibility of a god without any proof against it (which is exactly what the word means so the claim is justified).
Now, all of us can rest easy and join hands against the religious zealots, lunatics, and retards for there will be no more confusion of terms!
Guy 1: What religion are you?
Guy 2: I don't associate myself with any religion. I'm apistis.
Guy 1: oh, that means you're without faith, right?
Guy 2: ya
Guy 1: But don't you have faith in every step you take that you won't fall in a black hole or disappear at any moment?
Guy 2: No, through logical analysis I have figured out that stepping will do me no harm. 100% of all the steps I've ever taken have worked fine, so I keep taking them. Faith is believing in something without ever seeing it and having no reason to believe in it. That sort of stuff is just silly and everybody knows it.
Guy 1: Oh, well if that' what you think faith is then sure, but doesn't that mean the argument has just moved to be the definition of faith?
Guy 2: Ya! That's exactly it! and that's an argument that Apistis can have with all of organized religion. We won't have any more squabbling between agnostics and atheists distracting us! The scientific people of the world will more easily be able to rule out the crazy nuts. Hopefully it'll make life a lot simpler for all of us.
Guy 1: Awww, well good luck then.
Guy 2: I don't associate myself with any religion. I'm apistis.
Guy 1: oh, that means you're without faith, right?
Guy 2: ya
Guy 1: But don't you have faith in every step you take that you won't fall in a black hole or disappear at any moment?
Guy 2: No, through logical analysis I have figured out that stepping will do me no harm. 100% of all the steps I've ever taken have worked fine, so I keep taking them. Faith is believing in something without ever seeing it and having no reason to believe in it. That sort of stuff is just silly and everybody knows it.
Guy 1: Oh, well if that' what you think faith is then sure, but doesn't that mean the argument has just moved to be the definition of faith?
Guy 2: Ya! That's exactly it! and that's an argument that Apistis can have with all of organized religion. We won't have any more squabbling between agnostics and atheists distracting us! The scientific people of the world will more easily be able to rule out the crazy nuts. Hopefully it'll make life a lot simpler for all of us.
Guy 1: Awww, well good luck then.
by Ballsinahatontopofalampshade July 28, 2009
Get the Apistis mug.Big cheeks, beautiful, doesn't know how to express her feelings, but if there is a party she is a crazy betch!!
Arismari is the life of the party
by Messi Quezadilla March 19, 2014
Get the arismari mug.