apathetist

An apathetist is someone who instead of believing in the existence or non-existence of God, simply chooses not to give a flying rat's arse on the subject. They are freed from the delusion of religion; freed from the smugness of atheism; and freed from the indecision of agnosticism.

In a conversation about God, they will be the person who nods politely, then listens to their iPod until the conversation is over.

Religious: "Praise the Lord!! I live and breathe for Jesus!!"
Atheist: "I am just a bunch of chemicals whose life has absolutely no meaning. But dammit I won't rest until everyone else feels the same way!"
Agnostic: "There's no proof either way. Oh look there's a nice fence I'll go sit on!"
Apathetist: "Meh."

by dalb0z March 18, 2010

ass athiest

Person who does not believe in anal sex.

Dude I tryed fuckin her in the ass but shes an ass athiest

by coppola March 11, 2008

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic

translation:

I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired

"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"

*waits 2 days*

"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"

by slippin182 March 26, 2007

athiest

1.) Superlative of the adjective athy

2.) Misspelling of "Atheist"

athy, athier, athiest

"Waddya don't believe in the buy-bull? You sum sorta hellbound athiest?"

by Hairysteed February 4, 2008

Apathetext

A totally apathetic one-word text message.

Liz: "are you available to talk tonight?"

Ian: "yup"

Liz: "that's quite an apathetext"

Ian: "k"

by icwish January 26, 2010

Apathetic

I don't really care.

We can never really know, can we?

by Bookworm January 20, 2004

apathist

1. One who is apathetic. They may be disinterested through their own intention or naturally uncaring. In severe cases this may lead to a distinct lack of effort toward all tasks. Chronic affliction is as yet incurable.
2. A member of the Young Apathists Party.

Man: Why are you in such a state of uncare?
Apathist: Because fuck you.

by Uncarer November 15, 2005