Antony

Antony can general be a gigantic dick to you! They’re usually unwanted pieces of crap who are selfish and try to drag everyone else’s lives down to there level! Generally dates underage girls and ends up a rapist!

Hey Antony , where ya been for the last 30 years?
“I fucked a 4 year old, so I went to prison!”

by Blackbloosmar April 11, 2020

Antony

My best friend but a ugly bastard

Thats the real antony

by Bruhmagedon January 3, 2017

Antony

The bald headed kid, doesn't know fuck all, girls run away from him, he stinks of fish, not very good looking

person 1: like all the boys you are so rude and weird
God of knowledge: Oh he's just an Antony, the thick fuck

by God of Wisdom - Anonymous June 13, 2020

Antony

A guy who plays for Manchester United and is the butt of many a joke because of how bad he is and the fact that he costed 100 million. In the 2023/24 season, he played 29 Premier League games and had a whopping 2 G/A while playing RW. He is mostly known for spinning with the ball and also for fucking things up out of nowhere.

Antony is 3 goals away from scoring a hat trick

by Untar la Manteca July 23, 2024

Antony

The best football player to ever grace a pitch. We are blessed to see him play.

"Who do you prefer, Messi or Ronaldo?"
"None of those frauds, the real GOAT is Antony"

by ElverGalarga47 August 5, 2024

Antony

The aura king and the goat. For example he has 80 appearances in 80 matches.If that's not crazy enough then if you put messi, ronaldo and antony in the same picture, the picture would have 13 ballon d'ors combined 😱😱😱😱

1: hey bro did you watch man united play today?
2: nah bro it's cuz erik ten hag benched the goat antony
1: yeah 😔

by Pessidoggyispinished August 17, 2024

Antony

a fidget spinner

antony spun against luton town and got subbed off in 3 minutes after letting ross barkley pocket him

by cringeboiiii February 6, 2024