Antimate

A bad friend, someone stabbing you in the back in public, highlighting negative sides about your character or just a douche.

On IRC.
#1: THERES PORN ON THAT LINK YOU GAVE ME
#2: So?
#3: Some people have problems with intimacy
#1: I googled that word, intimate or whatever
#2: You didn't know what intimate means?

Person #2 would be the Antimate in this case, highlighting the fact that #1 did not know the meaning of intimacy.

by Makeybussines March 23, 2009

antique scrode show

A PBS series surrounding the examination, valuation, and fraud identification of really old ball sacks.

"Git yer ass down here, the Antique Scrode Show live from Naples, Florida is about to start!"

by teej October 16, 2003

Antique Sofa

In reference to terms such as 'cougar', 'puma', and 'snow leopard', meaning older women whom one would want to pursue intercourse with. The 'antique sofa' is the older woman who, despite initial appearances, turns out to be creaky, dried out, and uncomfortable to sleep on; an anti-cougar.

Lyndsay: Yo, I heard you banged our English teacher last night. That's awesome.
Greg: No, it wasn't. Looks like a cougar, fucks like an antique sofa.
Lyndsay: NO! Fail.
Greg: Epic.

by Dookaleechy December 3, 2010

Antigates

Rare disease attacking the imune system.Begins with a 24 hour like vomiting bug and develops to attack imune system and vital organs.Unable to eat or digest your body begins digesting muscle.People suffering normally grow weaker and weaker and eventualy develope anorexia nervousa like feelings withinn their body.Generaly sufferes bcome dependent on a career.By the end of the process the sufferes hair is generaly thind their body hair has become darker their spperance is skeletel and their skin becoms a pasy white.Unusal in modern times.I t is still unknowin how the disease is contracted.

the earliest recorded case of antigates is kya rossie of rome 1700

by anti gates June 24, 2009

Antique

To fling a fistful of powder in someone's face when they are sleeping. Usually, flour is used, but other types of antiquing include: granulated sugar, confectioner's sugar, cayenne pepper, black pepper, pancake mix, cinnamon, and chocolate milk mix.

Time to antique that worthless shitfuck.

by Schuyler August 9, 2003

antiquated

Old-fashioned, outdated

She stated she thinks the siren is antiquated and overdue to be disconnected.

by Bigfoot99 March 7, 2016

Antique Wood

an errection of a man over the age of sixty-five.

"That old fuck has a mad case of antique wood"

by The swagenator April 18, 2008