artifact

A piece of useless shit saved to look at in the future.

The Smithsonian found an 2000-year old Egyptian dog carcass and put it in the Museum as an artifact

by Jules Winnefield December 23, 2008

Indian artifact

A discarded liquor bottle.

"The kids are out picking up Indian artifacts for candy money"

by McCooligan July 24, 2009

antifacebookestablishmentarianism

the social movement founded on the realisation that facebook should have been usurped already by the next, newest, biggest thing. It challenges contemporary society and asks, "Where are the fabulous young things of this generation?"
It challenges that they are GAMING and writing APPS and have forgotten their inner geekpunk.

Twittering pecked at the toes of the gargantuan facebook but has not realised the antifacebookestablishmentarianism dream of a newer, braver, more transparent future for social networking.

by TeaWithDarcy September 8, 2011

Mexican Artifacts

Any trash that you find buried in your yard that you know Mexican workers were.

Wayne: While digging in my yard today me and my dad found some Mexican Artifacts
Stephen: Really? what were they?
Wayne: O you know re bar, Carl's Junior bags, and nails

by Zorloc March 24, 2009

Anti-fact

A statement that is made that is so absurd, it goes beyond being wrong, it is a statement that has made it its ,to be as far from correct as possible.

"Brett Favre sucks."

Since Brett Favre is clearly a God, the statement "Brett Favre sucks," would be considered an anti-fact.

by Brett Favre's emmissary. January 15, 2008

antifart

The sound and smell made when ANTIFA show up.

Oh great... more antifart tomfoolery.

by rbrice November 14, 2020

Artifact

1. Something made to resemble a real fact, by or through President Trump or his Administration or other.

2. A false statement, a non-truth, a lie or a falsehood.
3. An exaggeration of the truth or a half truth.
4. An alternative fact.

Did you hear that CNN has discovered another artifact from the Trump Administration.

by My Kraken January 23, 2017