Anti-poon Syndrome 

When one plays soo many hours a day of video games their voice sounds like that of a dying cat. If diagnosed with APS your symptoms include no friends outside xbox live, creaming ones pants when you are bumpped by a girl, and no girls will talk to you because you sound and dress like a faggot.

"Well the orange box is from more inferior than you yourself." one with Anti-poon Syndrome would quote the orange box or bioshock

Anti-poon Syndrome by Gooch Gore May 8, 2008

antipoon 

A guy who, if seen with him, will turn your chances of getting any action to zero.

"Hey, what's up? Did you get with Trisa last night?"

"No, dude, I was with fogal, he is the antipoon"

antipoon by Streit October 3, 2007

Antipoon 

A term used to describe someone who is so bad looking or so awkward with women that they can't get any action. This should not be mistaken with someone who gets no action as these people will never get any action.
Can also be used to desribe someone who is well known to be a cock-blocker, who constantly ruins the chances of many people to get poon.
It is widely agreed that these people should be locked away or, better yet, put down.

Example 1:
Dude 1: Hey, you know that ginger dude at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah..
Dude 1: Well, he had this girl practically all over him last night and he still got nothing.
Dude 2: He's such an antipoon.

Example 2:
Dude 1: hey, you know that ginger dude at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah..
Dude 1: Well, i was getting with this smoking hot chick right, and he just comes barging in shouting "ohhh, you're getting it down there dude".
Dude 2: He did that to me once. What a fucking antipoon.

Antipoon by pilz09 June 11, 2009

antipoon 

one who gets no pussy at all. due to the fact they are a ginger kid or just plain ugly.

Kyle is such a antipoon.

antipoon by kristian C February 19, 2009

Antipoon 

Just like Cock-blocking or it can be used to discribe an ugly guy.

1. Kent is the Antipoon, he constantly got in the way of me making out with Sara.
2. Curt is so nasty, drunk chicks won't fuck him, he is the Antipoon!

Antipoon by Stephanie Schuh April 29, 2008

antipoon 

the act of not getting any

last night i struck out, and got nothin but some antipoon

antipoon by cullen November 9, 2004