Jennifer Aniston Syndrome

When you are a fairly attractive person but you can't seem to maintain a relationship regardless of how attractive you are.

SUE: My boyfriend broke up with me. I thought we had a great relationship. I don't understand why I can't manage to stay in a good relationship.

LORI: Girl...you got Jennifer Aniston Syndrome.

by not4uboy August 20, 2010

Aniston

Aniston is shy in the beginning but leave it to her to break out and pick up make your friendship awesome. Really nice and smart when it comes to relationships she’s a great best friend. Everyone loves Aniston except for people that nobody likes. Aniston is always there unless she’s playing a sport .

Jayle- Aniston Your my best friend I love you so much (no homo)

Aniston- aww I love you more your my best friend(no homo tho)

by Milk first May 21, 2019

anisten

A girl with the prettiest eyes ever.Really kind and is probably one of the best friends you'll ever have.Hangs out with Idiots at lunch though xD jkjk but overall Anisten is a lovely girl.

"Hey did you meet Anisten?"
"Ya!Shes so sweet!"

by SSpëñçëy May 25, 2018

jennifer aniston

Woman who looks like a lion.

You mean that isn't Jennifer Aniston in the Wizard of Oz?

by PancakeFeatures July 31, 2006

pulling a Jennifer Aniston

Not wearing a bra with your shirt or dress.

look at that skank over there
she's hot, but she's totally pulling a Jennifer Aniston

by sweaty sock sally April 30, 2012

anistaisa

(ani-stay-sia) n. comes from anniestalion, a horse from russia that is extinct.
1. Anistasia is a very well rounded person who does not know how to use her common sense that she has so much of. When locked into a room with one other person, she may rant about cuddlefish sex.
2. It is also a sex position in which the woman hangs from a pull-up bar with the man underneath her is in the bridge position as he ejaculates into her anus and she pushes it out onto his stomach.

1. Dude who's that chick talking about cuddlefish sex? -Mackenzie
Oh, that's just Anistaisa. -Austyn
2. Did u hear that Josh and Keri did the Anistaisa with a target bag?? -Thomas
Aww that's sick!! -Rhona

by stingrayanus July 20, 2012

Fashionably late-anista

A person who doesn't just arrive late to everything, they arrive late to everything and expect congratulations for arriving at all, special treatment, and prizes.

Who does Blaine think he is, Cher? You cannot walk into one of Brecht's parties three hours late and demand a blunt in a pina colada wrapper, your own bottle of Veuve, and a foot massage!

Girl, didn't you know? He's a total fashionably late-anista.

by Miz James October 4, 2011