Anistyn

Anistyn is the most perfect girl ever. She's an awesome friend that you should never betray or else she'll murder you. She may be blonde but she is smarter than most of you. If you ever meet her or become her friend, don't let her go, ever. She's one of the most beautiful girls ever. She's sweet, cool, awesome, perfect, and so many words to describe her! She's so lovable, it's like she's an angel. Don't ever hurt her or break her heart. Or her friends will kill you.

Anistyn is the best!

by TraneRekt January 10, 2015

Anistyn

the most annoying bitch in the school, do something bad to her and she’ll make your life a living hell. all she does is shake her “ass” but girl all you're shaking is bones, you think you cool n shit AND you think other people love you, lawston hates you like he HATES YOU that boy fucking hates you. anyways, anistyn is the most bitchiest and most annoying girl in the world.

“yo is that anistyn?”
“yeah that annoying bitch..”

by mimi 💯 November 21, 2023

jennifer aniston

Someone who plays the same character in every movie.

Jennifer Aniston always plays the exact same role in every movie and tv show...whats up with that

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

jennifer aniston

Over-rated "actress" who gained notoriety playing Rachel on the hugely successful sitcom Friends. She continues her career on the silver screen, playing essentially that same Rachel character in every movie she does. Also known for her permanently erect nipples, and for never wearing a bra.

"hey look it's Friends but on the big screen.......no, no, ....it's a jennifer aniston movie"

by Mike curleson June 11, 2006

Jennifer Aniston

An actress of only average skill who is highly overrated for her looks and hair. She is indeed nothing spectacular. Her nose is strange, her jaw too jutting, and her eyes a bit beady.

Maxwell: WOW, Jennifer Aniston is hot.
Matt: No. She really isn't.
Maxwell: How can you say that?
Matt: You just like her because you're supposed to. Hollywood tells you to think she's hot and so you do. Why can't you step outside the box, Maxwell? You always like overrated girls.
Maxwell: meh, shhh

by Matthias Mashburn May 13, 2005

Jennifer Aniston

Known best for her role in Friends as the person with permanently hard nippples.

guy 1: oh my god jennifer Aniston has an ugly jaw
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guy 2: hehe im not looking at her jaw

by Mrs X September 22, 2005

Jennifer Aniston

An American "actress" who plays stock characters in all movies. All of roles are interchangeable and meager at best.

No wonder Brad Pitt strayed. He got bored with Jennifer Aniston.

by Urban Nomad March 3, 2011