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Anistyn is the most perfect girl ever. She's an awesome friend that you should never betray or else she'll murder you. She may be blonde but she is smarter than most of you. If you ever meet her or become her friend, don't let her go, ever. She's one of the most beautiful girls ever. She's sweet, cool, awesome, perfect, and so many words to describe her! She's so lovable, it's like she's an angel. Don't ever hurt her or break her heart. Or her friends will kill you.
Anistyn is the best!
Anistyn by TraneRekt January 10, 2015
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the most annoying bitch in the school, do something bad to her and she’ll make your life a living hell. all she does is shake her “ass” but girl all you're shaking is bones, you think you cool n shit AND you think other people love you, lawston hates you like he HATES YOU that boy fucking hates you. anyways, anistyn is the most bitchiest and most annoying girl in the world.
“yo is that anistyn?”
“yeah that annoying bitch..”
Anistyn by mimi 💯 November 21, 2023
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