Nurse anesthesiologist

A term not recognized or used by the medical community because it misrepresents work done by advance practice nurses. More appropriately called Nurse Anesthetists (CRNAs), they work under the guidance of a physician who is residency trained and possesses a medical degree - either an MD or DO. Anesthesiologists are physicians, medical doctors who have finished medical school and a rigorous residency training program to provide safe anesthesia care to patients. Nurses may also provide anesthesia, and those nurses have been known for decades as "nurse anesthetists". Recently, the nurse anesthetists have decided to call themselves nurse anesthesiologists in order to mislead and inflate a sense of self worth. The term is not recognized by the American Medical Association or American Osteopathic Association.

I wanted to grow up to become a nurse anesthesiologist but then I learned there was no such thing. I would need to become a medical doctor to be called an anesthesiologist.

by RealPhysicians2019 December 22, 2018

Nurse Anesthesiologist

Nurse Anesthesiologist:

Because badass miracle worker isn’t an official job title

Don’t worry, I am a nurse anesthesiologist, I have a perfect KO record.

by Hewhopassesgas March 14, 2019

General Anesthetic

general anesthetic- puts the person to sleep.

if one is general anesthetic next they will fall a sleep

by [Princess][Yoko ][Anesthetic Ailia][K] July 26, 2007

Anesthesiac

Someone who makes a promise and keeps it for a short amount of time, then goes back to what they were doing that made you ask them to stop in the first place, therefore, applying an anesthesia-like effect to the situation.

"He keeps doing it over and over, despite promising he would get better. He's such an anesthesiac."

by Anoncuck22 November 29, 2018

anestesia

A girl who is very sweet and really beautifull, she has the best heart but Just don't fuck with her, you die.

Wow, you see her? Thats has to be A Anestesia

by Laire boiu February 23, 2017

Anusthesia

Anasthesia for your anus.
It's poured onto your anus and puts you to sleep so you can get anally fucked or raped without even knowing.

You: You just had anal sex.
Me: I didn't know that.
You: You were given anusthesia.
Me: Wow.

by gregben August 20, 2023

anisethesia

An essential-oils-based "knock-out gas" made from aromatic herbal-extracts, and used to render patients unconscious prior to surgery.

I try to stay out of the hospital at all costs, anyway, but if I ever did need to undergo major surgery, I would rather get "put under" by a natural-plant anisethesia rather than any of those highly-dangerous synthetic-gas cocktails administered by mainstream medicine.

by QuacksO November 21, 2019