kiosk ambush

the act of being set upon by an overly agressive sales rep at a mall kiosk peddling the usual trinkets (perfume, trendy toys etc.)

I was walking through the Paramus Park mall minding my own business when I was kiosk ambushed.

by dunnro1 January 7, 2008

Botox ambush

A stealthy act of kindness targeting an individual who 'just doesn't believe' that they need any intervention; when, in reality, their face looks like a wrinked, leather prune pit.

Oh snap! It's time for Mom to get the Botox ambush...she just took all of the mirrors out of her house, but WE still have to look at her!

by YAWA July 5, 2019

Ambush TV

When television shows you unpleasant images without any warning.

Images that should not be shown at the lunch hour when people are eating.
Things that you cannot 'unsee'.

Images of starving animals, random violence or people vomiting are unacceptable forms of Ambush TV.

by amnesiavictim September 29, 2012

ambush booty

When a woman who normally wears clothes that do not show off her fine ass suddenly wears garments that declares surprisingly to the world - baby got back!!! The usual culprits of said ambush are tight jeans, short shirts, and yoga pants

Dang did you see Cynthia last night? That skirt she wore caused a severe case of ambush booty from out of nowhere!!

by ShoNuff77 November 29, 2012

Ambush Hickey

Similar to a conventional hickey, except the suckee is not aware the sucker is applying suction until it is too late, and the deed has been done. Frequently occurs because the suckee is in the throes of passion and does not notice what is happening. Ambush Hickey may be placed either in a highly visible or hidden location, depending upon the intentions of the sucker.

She was so into what I was doing that she didn't notice the Ambush Hickey I applied to her {cleavage}. The next day she discovered the mark, and she had to wear a turtleneck for the next week.

by jbszee February 5, 2013

Soup-can ambush

(noun) Nighttime outing and fundraising attempt mainly practiced at the collegiate level by the criminally eccentric type young men almost always of which are of the troublemaker persuasion, with diminished financial opportunities wherein they procure, meaning probably steal several cans of soup—bigger the can the bigger the crack—and these implements are then placed in a pillowcase (also probably stolen). The future felon then takes this crude get-rich-quick device with them out into the night on campus. The hopeful attacker then crouches or lurks in the shadows of campus, oftentimes a parking is preferable, and when he locates a target worthy of dispatching the attacker then springs on their victim striking them with a vicious and powerful blow to the victim’s head with the pillowcase of soup cans. Like gravity the victims falls bleeding and unconscious from the blow. The enterprising bludgeoner then fleeces and rifles through the victim’s person, relieving their victim of any and all monies and valuables of which can be hocked or traded oftentimes for drugs and such.

‘Fuck being broke’ thought Jordy, it was dark outside on campus and it was time to get paid—get paid, as Jordy snatched several cans of soup from his just as cruel and perverted roommate, Nikki, who inquired with a knowing grin, “Where ya going with all my soup in that pillowcase, Jordy, gonna try and take another swing at a smack-down, take -money soup-can ambush?”
“Mind your own business, go play with yourself, somebody’s got to bring home the bacon in this here dorm and you aren’t making any efforts” Jordy spat, leaving with Nikki’s cans of soup in his pillowcase into the night in hopes of braining them by surprise and then relieving them of their cash. Jordy’s palms were sweating.

by Nikki Stixx August 3, 2022

Pussy Ambush

The equivalent of cock blocking for girls.

I was at a party last night and by friends totally pussy ambushed me, so I couldn't get my groove on.

by Surma October 22, 2009