Ambifaptrous

A person who masterbates with both their left and right hands and claim they have a girlfriend on discord

DAN: I'm Ambifaptrous.
Everyone else in the chat: GROSS DAN. Find a girlfriend geez.

by LoudCadmium July 19, 2021

ambinostrous

The ability to party through both nostrils

Chris smashed the line because he was ambinostrous

by Icemaiden September 12, 2021

Ambidapstrous

A saying a cornball mf would say to you when going to dap you up with both hands, one across the other

Dude, Will came up to me yesterday and said, “I’m feeling ambidapstrous today, homie!” And dapped me up with two hands. What a fruitcake.

by Generational Hater August 9, 2023