Amateur porn

Pornography in which the participants are amateur performers as opposed to professionals. Often takes the form of a home movie. Owing to the low-budget nature, often filmed static-shot or P.O.V style. A celebrity who indulges in this may see it released as a sex tape.

I was so bored last night I spent five hours watching amateur porn on YouPorn.

Amateur porn by Ucrylic May 22, 2010

MacBook Amateur 

The aluminum MacBook, released by Apple in October 2008.

The day it was released, it was modeled as a new version of the MacBook. However, in June of 2009, at WWDC, it was announced that a newer version of this MacBook would be created, the 13" MacBook Pro.

The main difference between the two was the Firewire 800 port being added to the Pro, in addition to an SD card slot, backlit keyboard, and built-in battery.

This phrase was dubbed by the Mighty, Mighty Adam B., when the new MacBook Pro was created. And, oh, how mighty and mighty the Mighty, Mighty Adam B. is.

Alfred: (When syncing iPad for the first time) We are deploying the MacBook Amateur, a name that was coined by the Mighty, Mighty Adam B. Adam, could you say what the MacBook Amateur is?

Adam B.: It's the aluminum ackbe--, ackbook, Ackbar -- It's a trap!

MacBook Amateur by RA_andom November 1, 2010

amateur radio 

A bunch of bald middle aged men. In order to be a female in amateur radio you must be one the males mother, lover, or daughter. The term Om, for old man is supposed to be used but males are always referred to by there call letters. They call woman Yl's as often as they can.

My YL really hates my interest in amateur radio I did however convince my YL to get her call wich is useful to keep up my pile ups when I have to qsy for a dump.

amateur radio by active radiology September 4, 2006

amateur dealer 

A drug slinger that is just starting out or temporarily selling some drugs for quick cash.

Duder 1: "So I went to the doctor because of the pain after my car accident and he gave me some vicodin. I'm going to sell them shits for like $50 a pill son! I need that money."

Duder 2: "Yeah dude, go for it. You'll be a broke ass amateur dealer but it's cool. Just make sure you don't get shot."

Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."

amateur dealer by westfalia January 14, 2010

amateurific 

Someone that is so unskilled at something that they give a terrific display of just how badly something can be done.

John's attempt at picking up women could best be described as "amateurific".

amateurific by Mopar Mike January 13, 2017

Amateur night 

An event at a strip club, often on a Wednesday night, where non-strippers can get naked for cash prizes. Often requires a minimum of three contestants.

She and her friends did amateur night at the Vu last week!

Amateur night by theRadioStar August 10, 2008

Amateur

Someone who is bad at Fifa E.g Connor

me: have you played online games
Connor: Yes i have actually, my online stats are good
me: But I saw them and they were 0-0-0
Connor: But I have played friendlies
Me: You amateur lying prick!

Amateur by BaneeeeeeeisaBEAST November 10, 2013