Alysha

A goofy yet cute bitch who won’t stop saying edgy and suicidal shit. She’s really cute, but everyone has bad days. Alysha’s could be found in all sorts of shapes or forms, but generally their short, blonde/lightbrown hair, and blue eyes. My crush’s name is also Alysha.

Teacher: Nice tattoo, Alysha,
Alysha: Thanks!
Teacher: Did you use a pen to do that?
Alysha: Yeah, but sometimes i like using knives.
Class: (sighs)

by KendallJennerIsCute May 24, 2021

Alysha

Alysha Stephon

Noun form-

1. A person who likes to party and thinks she is funny but is just actually a dork.

2. A White girlllllll
3. Mary Jane Trifflin ass hoe
4. Pretty cool chicka....only sometimes when not a lame (excludes Sunday and Wednesdays)

look at that trifflin ass hoe alysha

by A steph August 5, 2011

alysha

self centered hoe that believes they are a god and incapable of doing any wrong

yeah that's alysha for you.

by megga fagg0t March 20, 2018

Alysha

Is a Girl who"s verry lelijk and only think about herself and she can have no boyfriend because she is really ugly and she stinkt hard

I smell stank oh it"s Alysha

by Sharkirasharkira February 25, 2017

alysha

Strong and independent woman. Often loud, but serious when things come down. Enjoys hanging out with new people but only has 2 real friends.Nice,confident,talented she has a beautiful body that makes you fantasize about her. Not really liked by many, but loved by important people. Has been through a lot so Nothing bothers her. Not easy to falling in love but can break someone's heart in a matter of seconds. Very blunt about her thoughts and feelings.She's honestly beautiful inside and out. But she’s a hands-free masturbation device

“hey boy. Bend over. I’m about to fuck with him”
“Man fuck that…the things yall need tu use is alysha”

by dumbfck November 22, 2021

alysha

the prettiest girl in the entire world. admirably straight forward and smart, and a way with words that could make anyone’s day 1000 times better. the cutest personality and the cutest glasses. i love her with my whole heart and i talk to her for hours.

person 1: “who’s that?”
finn: “that’s my wife alysha ◡̈”

by alastorshusband August 16, 2025

Alysha Johnson

Alysha Johnson is one of the best friends in the whole world. she is amazing, kind, beautiful and funny. She can make you happy when your sad, just hands down an amazing person to be around. She is like a sister to me and whenever we are together it is never boring. She can do anything she sets her mind too and never puts herself before others. Even though we are at different schools she is always there for me and I am always there for her. I am never leaving her and I hope she never leaves me. Her laugh brings a smile to my face, if I ever call her she always answers. She has been with me through ups and downs, highs and lows she helps me everyday even if she doesn't know it. If I have a problem she always helps, if I need her to listen she always does. I am with her to the end whether she likes it or not I am never leaving.

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That's Alysha Johnson
Person 1: No way!
Person 2: I know right!
Person 1: We have to go talk to her.
Person 2: Okay lets go!

by Sam Betz February 15, 2021