Almond

Almond is a blonde female girl. Particularly one with almond shaped green eyes who is artistic. She is the Almond.

That girl over there playing with molding clay? Shes the perfect almond.

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Someone who enjoys the sensual love of a goat or a camel.

Oh don't worry ladies he's not interested in you, he's an Almond.

Almond by anonymous March 8, 2023

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when you're calling someone almond can mean that theyre very bland or basic.

girl: I was hanging out with girl 4 earlier

other girl: omfg girl 4 is such a fucking almond 🙄

almond by catsmeller37 April 21, 2023

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When talking about Nutty or Bitter people you call them an Almond.

P1:Oh she Is such a Almond
P2:I know right?

Almond by SunnyNFreddy14 September 30, 2025

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Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone else’s problem

“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is my almond moms favorite mantra”

almond mom by Sydkid765 October 18, 2022

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You heard Jamal is an almond joy? Black on the outside but white on the inside.

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What Xiao from Genshin Impact eats daily in hopes of trying to extend his height from 157 even though he’s 2000 years old.

Why did you make almond tofu, did you realised that you have summoned Xiao accidentally?

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