allston

Region of Boston, Massachusetts, located west of Boston University. Borders Brookline, Brighton, and Cambridge. It is home to many students of Boston schools, mostly BU kids but many from BC, Suffolk, Harvard, and probably MIT. It is a place of debauchery and general lawlessness. The only area with actual police presence is Ashford and Pratt because that's where the awful BU frats are and freshmen flock there only to wake up in a hospital, so the police just hang out there waiting for the 911 calls. Allston also has many large liquor stores, including Marty's, Blanchard's, and Discount Liquors. There are a fair amount of bars and restaurants in the area. Bars close at 2am, but there are parties pretty much every night and people are usually out until 4 or 5. Most of the bars and restaurants are on Commonwealth Avenue, Brighton Avenue, and Harvard Avenue. There is a large immigrant population, and a few young professionals, but, generally, if you live in Allston and you're over 25, you have serious problems.

I went to a party on chester street in allston last night - I ended up shotgunning a beer on the street next to a police cruiser and after that my only memories are of throwing up.

I'm bored - let's get an $8 handle of marty's vodka and watch porn in allston.

Sometimes I see families walking around allston and I want to cry.

by me me me me me October 14, 2006

Allons-y

French meaning "Let's Go". Coined by the Tenth Doctor in the British tv show "Doctor Who".

Doctor: "What's you're first name?"
Alonso: "Alonso".
Doctor: "You're kidding me".
Alonso: "What?"
Doctor: "That's something else I've always wanted to say".
Doctor: "Allons-y Alonso!!"

by mabiniss2 November 23, 2010

Alston

A crued, sexy and hot guy.. He dont take a lot of shit. Hes a pimp in his own way... Loves to fuck, and ALWAYS has some hoes around him. Hes the type of guy who will do anything in the world for you but if you get too close, he'll push you away. But hes an awesome guy. Instead of compliments and sorrow, he will insult you, but only if he likes you. Only if he hates you will he be nice to you. He is usually a juggalo. He is also pretty smart, and usually he's nice. but not all the time.

girl: "Alston is so cool!"
guy: "i know! i wish i was Alston!"

by taytayluvr13 December 21, 2012

Altona Middle School

Altona Middle School is the best place with the smartest people (Except Mrs.Brady) and westview can suck it

Wow, I wish I went to Altona Middle School. It's the best school out there.

by Urbandictionary.commmmm February 26, 2019

Alstonville High School

You will not find another school that spends 2.8 million dollars to turn an average bus stop into a train station, I mean who even cares if we die of heat stroke when we’re trying to do maths because we don’t have air conditioning. From Franny to Parso we’ve got the best teachers. We’ve also got amazing students that are kind, caring and don’t do drugs ;)

Alstonville High School the best in the country

by Cody Gillespie June 8, 2019

Alston

a last name. givin to members of a badass family. a name that is givin to at birth and earned by marriage. respectable. intimidating. a last name to be said with caution you never know who has the alston blood boilin in their vains. trash talking in the same sentence as alston someone will end up with a busted lip.(it wont be the alston)

ssshhh. ssshhh. here comes them Alstons. dont look them in the eye i heard they can see strait to your weakness and will us it againt you. look down. hurry!

by up2no.good21 March 1, 2009

Alltotuned

A song which is all autotuned.

Guy 1: (sings) *Insert any Kesha song here*
Guy 2: Aww man, you can't imitate Kesha, she is alltotuned. You can never get that with your real voice.

by Qttoo March 11, 2011