Alfredoed

When you bust into a chicks mouth and you throw in some parmesean cheese and oregano, then force her to swallow it.

Dude 1: Yo, How did you night with Chelsea from Yubo go?

Dude 2: Dude it was crazy, I didn’t expect her to suck dick so well so I gave her a little treat and Alfredoed her.

Dude 1: Holy shit man, I can’t believe you actually did that with her!

by Maxwell oats January 1, 2021

Alfred

Alfred is the name of a person who you cant just figure out. He may seem predictable at times but just when you think you understand him he makes a weird decisions so unpredictable as if he is 4 hits deep in a gravity bong. All Alfreds want love tho they seem like emotionless bastards. An Alfred is calm if not provoked but be aware, if you step on his toes he will cut off your balls and feed them to you and then slaughter you. Alfreds make good friends tho be aware to look where you step.

oh he is a Alfred

yah, i herd she is a bit of an Alfred

by Dat Ugandan Chungus January 20, 2019

Alfredsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Alfreds

Person One: Hey, isn't that guy attractive?
Person Two: Is his name Alfred?
Person One: No?
Person Two: Do not want.
Person One: Why not?
Person Two: I am Alfredsexual.

by Someone who likes Alfreds May 15, 2013

Alfredo

He is fucking HILARIOUS! He will do or say anything just to make you laugh. He is most importantly, an amazing friend. He will NEVER want to see you sad or mad. If he sees you this way, he will go out of his way to change that. But don't let his niceness fool you. If you make him mad or mess with his friends.. ohhh you will be sorry. You will catch him blasting some tunes by most likely The Weeknd or some Travis Scott. You know yo are his homie when he starts to call you "dawg" or "foo." So if you come across an Alfredo, make sure to make him your best pal.

"What's up dawg?" Oh he is definitely an Alfredo

by KrazyK25 December 11, 2018

Alfred Pennyworth

One bad ass, mother fucker that is not to be trifled with. More or less Bruce Wayne's butler.

He has made appearances and/or played major roles in all of the Batman movies and TV shows.

Alfred Pennyworth: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.

<b>-LATER IN THE MOVIE-</B>

Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?

Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.

Bruce Wayne: How?

Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.

by Don't drink the ocean whaterr! November 16, 2009

St. John Allerdyce

The character in x-men comics that can manipulate fire. my favorite character in the x-men comics. he's pyro. he dies of the legacy virus in the comics, but in the movies, he's alive and well on magneto's side.

john, will you stop playing with that lighter?

by Alira January 17, 2004

Alfred

Sweetest most charming guy you will ever meet, he comes up with reasons to talk to you and always has something to say. Can make you laugh within a second of talking. He is sweet, funny, nice, enthusiastic, lovable, hot, weird. You will fall in love with in a min of talking to him.

Alfred: "why are you so great? What did I do to deserve you? Kate I really love you with all my heart."

Kate: "I love you too"

Alfred: "My heart is saying Kate rn"

by Kat_72 March 11, 2017