alleywayed

The state of being slammed up against the wall of an alleyway by the hottest BAMF ever, who then proceeds to shove his tongue down your throat.
Friend: "So did you get alleywayed last night?"
Girl: "Yeah, it was epic, he is the hottest guy livin."

Mate: "So have you alleywayed her yet?"
Guy: "Of course man."
Mate: "Man, I am so jealous."
by kingofalleyway December 25, 2010
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Downstairs alleyway

A women’s very tender juicy, scrumptious, wet, fishy environment near the lower side of their body. This alleyway is enjoyed by many men who are bold to enter it
Oh baby I can’t wait to enter downstairs alleyway.
by Fishymaster3000 December 28, 2022
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Alleyway Kneelimper

Somebody who's a waterhead (retard), similar to a knuckledragger.
John: God, Alex is such a Alleyway Kneelimper for crashing my car

Amy: Ahahaha, You're so right
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Alleyway Doctor

An Alleyway doctor is a doctor that gives slightly questionable advice and is overall an unreliable figure.

They are typically embedded in British culture and associated with drug dealers.
"Dude you went to an alleyway doctor, no sane Doctor prescribes psilocybin mushrooms for insomnia."
by Han from myspace February 16, 2023
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