having hats that are the size of allah

a form of saying the word sex

me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."

by jobiff March 31, 2025

allahu snack bar

slogan: 'show your love for allah as you take a bite into this explosion... of flavor'

-popular in many middle-eastern countries.

tv commercial: an airline attendant asks a man on a plane "what will you be having today sir?" he stands up from his seat, pushes the attendant down and screams 'ALLAHU SNACK BAR!' as he pulls out the candy bar, the explosive flavor blasts a chunk of the plane out, and causes the plane to crash into a building.

by allahifyouhearme April 29, 2010

Allahu Snackbar

When severe munchies start, it's time to hit the fridge/snack food aisle/Taco Bell with the ferocity of a terrorist trying to buy the affection of his/her imaginary friend in the sky. Allahu snackbar is the declaration of intention in such a scenario.

"Dude, is the blunt done?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'm 'bout to 9-11 your fridge. ALLAHU SNACKBAR!"

Although his friends agreed that it was their favorite moment of the road trip, Steven realized that yelling "ALLAHU SNACKBAR!" in the McDonald's drive-thru was not the smartest idea he'd ever had.

by Dharma Midget November 21, 2016

Allahu Snackbar

Where ISIS troops have their fair share of grace.

Abdullah: Hey, I'm headed to the Allahu Snackbar, wanna come?
Abode: But we're poor us fuck.
Abdullah: Riiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhttttttttt... :(

by HeatSeeking CuntMissile. October 30, 2017

Allan Syndrome

being confused when you shouldn’t be and everyone around you knows what’s going on

“You got lost even tho u have been here 18296 times before u must have Allan syndrome”

by cooldude123987 February 27, 2019

hej alla s0otip+u´876ft+p75+fi06f0+I+0=98

this is when you lose the game and you get diarrea

oh shit, hej alla s0otip+u´876ft+p75+fi06f0+I+0=98 brb

by manfredh December 7, 2016

mannaggia alla sacra sindone

Another, less common, form Italians use to imprecate in moments of crisis. It is one of the most powerful insult to deity in the story of humanity. Actually, it is almost not used, because it's too long, and you wouldn't say that instictively: porco dio o mannaggia alla madonna are more practical. But, using it in a proper manner, given the fact that you actually HAVE to think of saying it, can make you (yes, even you, and me, who navigate this side, a really cool aura. Also, Sir Paolo Chiavator, the creator of Harry Fotter (this is the original, Rowling stole the idea from poor Paolo) would be proud of you.

Hermione: "Harry, now is up to you."
Ron: "C'mon Harry you can do this"
Harry: "I ALREADY SAID I WONT GO IN THE UMBRIDGE'S OFFICE TO BE PEGGED, MANNAGGIA ALLA SACRA SINDONE!"

by moteur_modfie May 4, 2021