the excuse you give your mother that you’re sleeping over her house or hanging out with her when in reality you’re with your boyfriend getting that dick.
chick: hey mom!! i'm going to alyssa's tonight. she makes amazing brownies and oreo truffles. mmm, so excited!
mom: okay sweetie.
*arrives to boyfriend's house*
chick's mind: ahh, the alyssa alibi.
mom: okay sweetie.
*arrives to boyfriend's house*
chick's mind: ahh, the alyssa alibi.
by the cute hopeless romantic August 3, 2011
Get the the alyssa alibi mug.A small suburb at the bottom of Macquarie pass, New South Wales, filled with women with rats tails, men with no grammatical skill and children with drugs, weapons and insults that they don't even understand.
Albion Park is over run by gangs such as the 'Rail Rat's' the common trouble making, foul mouthed customers at McDonald's or 'Home' as they call it, the female 'Rail Rat's' rare to come by one that isn't cake faced, sucking face, punching face, ugly faced or pregnant are unique finds and when found should be photographed for evidence as that species is yet to be seen and must be proved for existence.
Albion Park Train station aka Park Traino is often mistaken as a brothel and drug market by prostitues and dealers.
Albion Park is over run by gangs such as the 'Rail Rat's' the common trouble making, foul mouthed customers at McDonald's or 'Home' as they call it, the female 'Rail Rat's' rare to come by one that isn't cake faced, sucking face, punching face, ugly faced or pregnant are unique finds and when found should be photographed for evidence as that species is yet to be seen and must be proved for existence.
Albion Park Train station aka Park Traino is often mistaken as a brothel and drug market by prostitues and dealers.
by Urbansicktionary March 4, 2011
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An Albion situation would be:
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Be careful around Alibo’s they might as well make you their servant.
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